Ben: “Did you actually ever put your foot in someone’s ass?”
Mara: “Once, when I was the Emperor’s Hand…I don’t wanna talk about it.”
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Ben: “Did you actually ever put your foot in someone’s ass?”
Mara: “Once, when I was the Emperor’s Hand…I don’t wanna talk about it.”

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Mara: “You are about to read a book my foot wrote. It’s called ‘On The Road to In Your Ass.’”
Mara, to Ben: “I’ll be watching the news. And if anything is vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire, X is going to equal me kicking your ass.”
Han: “Jacen, you fire that blaster in this ship and I’ll come back there and kick your ass for an hour.”
Obi-Wan: “You like showering at Senator Amidala’s place every night because it’s an excuse for you to use her fancy soaps.”
Anakin: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Obi-Wan: *sniffs* “Is that Jo Malone?”
Anakin: “Shut up.”

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I love how Dale Gribble is so oblivious to the fact that his son is obviously John Redcorn’s — for like 14 years.
Angsty Injury Meme
"You're okay! Look at me, you're okay."
"Don't you dare close your eyes!"
"Breathe, [name]. Please breathe."
"You're gonna be fine. Trust me, you'll be okay."
"Stay with me!"
"Stay awake! Tell me something. Anything!"
"Stay calm, I've got you."
"Your heart is racing. I need you to calm down, okay?"
"You're not dying. Not today."
"I've got you, [name], I've got you. I'm not letting go."
"Shh, I know you're scared. It's alright. You're safe."
"I'm not gonna hurt you. I promise."
"Can I touch you?"
"Take it easy. Nice and slow breaths."
"No, no, no, don't look at that. Look at me."
"Keep breathing for me. Keep that heart going. Don't give up this easily."
"Follow my finger with your eyes."
"Deep breath, this is gonna hurt -"
"I'm not gonna let anything happen to you."
"Drink some water. Here, I'll help you."
"Can you walk?"
"Can you hear me? [Name]?"
"Hey, whats your name? First and last."
"Don't move, okay? Try and stay still."
"Can you put pressure on your side? It'll help staunch the blood flow."
"Let me check your pulse."
"You're shaking."
"You're safe. Nothing will hurt you now."
Anakin: “I'm not telling Leia she's got a vagina until she's 18!”
Ahsoka: “That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.”
Anakin: “What’s wrong with me?”
Mace Windu: "You're an annoying, whining man-child.”
Anakin: “That question wasn't directed to you!”
Mace: "What question?"
So, I misspelled Edgerton as Wedgerton and I wonder if that is what Wedge Antilles would name his village, if he founded one.

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obi-wan: you guys really put everything aside and came here so fast for me? how did you do it?
anakin: several traffic violations.
ahsoka: three counts of resisting arrest.
anakin: thirteen energy drinks.
ahsoka: also, that’s not our speeder.
obi-wan:
Anakin: “We were banned from the pickleball tournament.”
Obi-Wan: “Why? What did you do?”
Ahsoka: “He snapped the second place trophy in half and threw it in a urinal.”
Anakin: “Whatcha doing, master?”
Obi-Wan: “Thinking. I do that sometimes before I talk.”
The Reynolds Pamphlet. Because if anyone’s going to ruin Alexander Hamilton’s reputation, it’s going to be Alexander Hamilton.
AU where the only nightmares Anakin has are about sand ;)
(also, when you totally do not realize your little ones sneaked in your bed and you get smacked, I know the feeling :D)
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Orn Free Taa: “I’m not fat. I’m festively plump.”
*Anakin, beating the shit out of Rush Clovis for attempting to sexually assault his wife*
Me: “Skywalker works out.”
*Anakin continues to throw Rush around like a rag doll*
Me: “Skywalker works out, a lot.”