who up slopping their hogs

the 3 types of masturbation moods

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My Life as a Middle Aged Robot

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

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i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.

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