*Neverland*

English: I love you

Slovak : Milujem ťa

Finnish: Panisin

Slovenian: Ljubim te

Danish: Jeg elsker dig

Portuguese: Amo-te

Tagalog: Mahal kita

Punjabi: Panchod chup kar

Somali: Dhillo iska amus

Arabic: انتا حمار

Spanish: Te amo

Bangla: ami tumake bhalo bashi

Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu

Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon

Pashto: spey pashante khkarey

Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai

Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi

Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone

Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide

Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta

Azeri: Seviram Sani

Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy)

Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu

Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato

Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem

Chinese: 你是一个王八蛋

Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas)

German: Ich liebe dich

Swedish: Ät min röv

Romanian: Te iubesc

Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg

Polish : Kocham cię

French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite

Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave

Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae)

Hungarian: szeretlek

Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af

Italian: sei un caga coglioni

Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך

Estonia: Ma armastan sind

Latvina: Es tevi mīlu

Croatian: volim te

Turkish: Siktir Be

Hawaiian: Aloha au ia ‘oe

i’m sorry i don’t understand everything i’m french

Me: “Find everything today?”

Customer: “Yup.”

(Note: she is silent through the transaction, which includes a gift card.)

Me: “How much would you like on this?”

Customer: “Oh, sorry. Can I have $150?”

Me: “No problem.”

Customer: *after paying* “Can you do me a favor?” *she hands me the gift card* “The next customer you see that you think could use this, could you give it to them?”

Me: *stunned* “…Of course!”

(After a minute another customer comes up, a visibly upset young woman.)

Me: “Hi! How are you?”

Customer #2: “I’m okay, thanks.”

(Clearly she is not ok, but she is trying very hard to be pleasant. She is getting very basic items: milk, bread, eggs, etc. Nothing very festive.)

Me: “So your total comes out to $0.00.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “The person before you gave me a $150 gift card to use for the next person I thought could use it. You look like you’re having a rough day, so here are your groceries, and there’s about $130 left on this card.”