Watching: Tower of God

Keanu Reeves is like that one straight dude in your psychology class that handles you coming out better than literally everyone you know for no understandable reason even though he knows nothing about anything

I love satan and gay sex and hate america and capitalism

steve bannon being arrested on fraud charges after it turned out that money being donated to a “build the wall” campaign was actually not being used to build the wall but rather to buy his buddy a boat and pay off his credit card debt is literally the third-act callback this administration needed

arrested for longitudinal crimes

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

i’m in your walls eating the wood faster than the termites and giving them self esteem issues

two trucks finding their soulmates

the left just wants mass amounts of banana peels placed all over the country so nice straight white boys like me slip on them and fall face-first into a custard pie

date of origin: 21st of january, 2013.

WHY