Hard no.

hey not to start talking about twilight before I even get out of bed but

I mean they did very much claim to have adopted all their kids, the Cullens weren’t trying to pass themselves off as biological parents and children

To throw Meyers a bone:  My brother and I have been routinely asked about our “university courses” and “job positions” since we were eighth-graders.  (I guess it’s better than my friend, whose less-than-5ft self is constantly getting ID-carded even at 24.)

IT’S NERF

“There’s a brief moment when you first wake up where you have no memories, a blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness, but it doesn’t last long and you remember exactly where you are and what you are trying to forget.”