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#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting
โ๐ป ajax2electricboogaloo follow
why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk
it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps
opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!
anonymous asked: we should all go home :)
โ๏ธ sonoftydeus answered:
FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS
nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses
โ๏ธ sonoftydeus answered:
odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going
โ isthetrojanwaroveryet?
year 9, day 234: still no....
#all our admins keep DYING
โผ๏ธ trojan-confessions follow
I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid
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kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk
โ myrmidons-confessions
I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe
โ myrmidons-confessions
achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????
I think that's why he's posting it ngl
imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there
#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill
โ๏ธ achaean-polls
who should get the armour of achilles
Voting ended onMay 22, 2024
#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)
๐ง๐ป randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543
so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes
I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!
not the direct address????
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direct address got him :(
๐๐ป trojanguardtales follow
fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear
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by ares this can't be happening
โ๏ธ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta
do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags
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