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yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

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Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

I love to sneeze! It makes me feel so fuckable my nipples get hard and I am fulllllly loaded

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

Now why is this one getting notes y’all stop that

I shot my first turkey today!

Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section

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