Literally me

theyre making an a24 movie about my cat called the eating of a plastic in the morning

dont forget warhammer where the dwarfs beheaded an elf king for mocking our beards

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"

too many girls who like snoopy and poetry and healing. personally I never heal and all I think about is the flaming skull

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

Everyone deserves a little outlet today, grab a yummy snack, skirt a responsibility, play a cozy game - but no one is allowed to punish themselves on behalf of other’s ignorance. No one is allowed to keel over. Be a thorn in their side every day, and most importantly, be your own advocator. We live in spite of these people.