Lark's Nest

hey it’s me your rep from the gay cousins union I just want remind you before the thing tomorrow that you have rights and should know them: you ARE entitled to one paid 30 minute walk around your old neighborhood, one cigarette at an otherwise inopportune time, and if more than 3 people say something about your outfit or haircut you get time and a half

I just checked the Santa tracker and. Oh my god. Oh my god turn on the TV. It doesn't matter which channel. Oh my god there's a second sleigh

They hit the north pole oh my god

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?

#how do you know if the genie fucks

and he's played by andrew scott. we gotta get the sherlock fandom back here, they need to see this

"bring back 12 episode seasons" "bring back 22 episodes seasons" cowards bring back 1155 episodes seasons

Just for some background information for those who dont know the reason why its saying season 1 is ending is bc one piece after years of just being a constant year round anime is transitioning into being a seasonal anime which is a good thing but has led to the first season of one piece being 1155 episodes while the next few will probably have the standard 24 episodes per season

Okay that is quite funny

The way the music and sound all completely disappear in that scene and it's just one person pouring out her grief to another and it's the most horrible relatable thing in the world the thing we all fear the mundane horror of losing someone you love that way, slowly, terribly, and feeling guilty and alone it was so moving, it's the absolute solid center of a wacky plot I love it so much

Jake Paul got his jaw broken, happy holidays everyone 😌🩵

Andrew Tate got his shit rocked, too!!! 🎉🥳🎊

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing