♥.Biracial Beauty.♥

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

for the culture lmaooooo

how can you take some shit like this outta context?

Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.

I do this to my son and it works lol

Reblog to save a parent

Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)

me when an anon wants to get buckwild w me.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

Evolution of slavery

simpler times

better times!

Memories

He trill for that

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

running with a big butt is really uncomfortable

so is running with a big dick in shorts 😒😒

how do you know