Love yourself

♤ How would it be if you were Arlecchino's bodyguard and lover at the same time? Simple.

♤ You'd be protected. She doesn't need much protection as much as she needs to see your adorable face.

♤ Arlecchino always keep you near her, making sure you stay close to her so that she- sorry, YOU can 'protect' her.

♤ Even in the bedroom, you have to stay close to her. What kind of bodyguard stays away from their boss?

♤ Though, you're sure she'd be the monster under the bed only if she wasn't above. Plus, it was a cheap excuse.

♤ You receive a hefty sum of mora but still Arlecchino pays your debts and even food you eat.

♤ Of course, if you are disturbed by this she will stop paying for your meals and give you a raise or tips for well protection.

♤ Overall, you're there not to protect her but to be in a benefit relationship. You know which benefit I'm talking about.

Furina

☆ When you say dessert, Furina comes the mind first!

☆ Furina makes delicious macarons and sometimes allows you to join her in preparing them.

☆ When she watches you eat her deliciously prepared macarons, she feels a sense of accomplishment and pride.

☆ She trusts you the most and is needy, so she will want to see you around. Afraid you might abandon her.

☆ She will actually try to learn other desserts if you ask her to. She wants to see you happy.

☆ She will be happy if you teach her how to make the dessert.

"Haha, of course I knew you'd love the macarons I made~"

Arlecchino

☆ Arlecchino does not care what she eats but she makes sure you eat desserts in moderation.

☆ She rarely eats sweets with you but if it makes you happy, she will eat with you.

☆ Arlecchino allows you to have sweets with children. But she does not allow you to spoil them nor damage yourself.

☆ If you do spoil the children when she's not looking, you will get punished.

☆ If she's tired, it's in bed, but if she's more angry than tired, she will punish you with other children.

Jean

♡ Jean would make sure to at least get one person to check your condition.

♡ She's sad that she can't be with you more because of the work but she will buy gifts to make up for it.

♡ One of the people she asks to take care of you when you are sick the most is Barbara.

♡ Jean also asks Lisa what can help you with your sickness.

♡ Overall, she is a great lover if you got sick.

"How are you now, Y/N? Better than yesterday, I hope."

Arlecchino

♡ She also becomes sick, sick of seeing you like this.

♡ Even though it isn't obvious and her face remains stoic, inside, she's chaotic. Even the slightest fever makes her worry.

♡ She cared for her children when they were sick and did everything in her power. Now that you are sick, she will even push her limits.

♡ When Arlecchino is busy, Lynette takes care of you.

♡ She also gets you gifts to make you feel better.

"Easy now, I do not want you to get hurt. Rest well for now."

Kafka

♡ Kafka actually knows how to take care of you.

♡ Her caretaking is great, she makes a schedule for you so you can still do your hobbies.

♡ However, if your condition gets serious, she will ask Stelle to find a doctor but won't come with you because of the bounty she has.

♡ She loves you and would love to come with you, but she can't endanger you being captured or seen as a threat, too.

♡ If she gave you to Stelle, she would greet you with dessert and some presents when you return.

♡ If she takes care of you and you heal, she will talk about it a lot. May even tease you.

"See, darling? I know what would be good for you. Just trust me more next time."

Himeko

♡ This gentlewoman makes sure you never leave your room when you are sick.

♡ You are expected to be in your bed until you get your health back. Until then, she will not send you to missions with others. Not with Trailblazer or others.

♡ Brings you desserts and tea. Obviously, tea, she likes tea. (Definitely no sugary and acidic drinks that endanger your health.)

♡ Diligent medication times. She's punctual about your medications that you get them the same hour, same minute each day.

♡ Even after you regained your health, you will not be going outside for a day or two.

♡ She loves you but she's more concerned about your health than anything else.

"Oh, you regained your health? Well, join me for a cup of tea and talk about your condition for today then."

Stelle

♡ She has no idea. Literally. When you fell while she was dragging you, she immediately took you to the Dan Heng.

♡ Majorly, Dan Heng instructs her, though.

♡ But believe she's doing her best.

♡ While she lacks in areas like caretaking, she is a great source of joy with good puns.

♡ Visits along with March 7th and Dan Heng.

♡ Shows you the trash she found like a cat who hunted a rat.

Jean

♡ You basically are a second Klee to her.

♡ The only difference is that you are a grown ass man/woman.

♡ Don't think your status as Acting Grand Master's Lover will save you from her authority.

♡ Jean punishes you by keeping you locked in a place since there is no prison in Mondstadt. (Never saw a prison there anyway.)

♡ She mostly makes you clean your own mess, but if you ruin it like you ruined others, she'll try to recollect it and make a logical defense.

♡ Which you ruin most of the time by admitting you did it and would again.

♡ Jean was tired before, now she's double tired.

"Sigh, can you at least keep calm a little? It would really lower the number of papers on my desk."

Arlecchino

♡ Arlecchino actually has to look for you more often than looking for her children.

♡ Sometimes when she don't have time, she either sends Lynette or Freminet to keep your actions in check and contact her when you go wild.

♡ Arlecchino can, by the way. She ranks as the 4th Harbinger, she can appoint you.

♡ Arlecchino actually doesn't mind seeing you so chaotic as long as you don't ruin her business and interfere Fatui jobs.

♡ If you are already a Fatui member, then she'll keep you in the Heart of the Heart.

♡ By the way, she probably spanks you as punishment.

Arlecchino

☆ After a long work time at Fatui, this harbinger gets really worked up. Taking care of your children and dealing with Fatui problems? Now that's hard.

☆ Arlecchino waits to be comforted and serviced by you by the time she finds time to relax.

☆ These massages differ lots of time. When Arlecchino is tired, she just asks for a gentle massage. But when she got mad at someone? Now, she has to preserve her cold demeanor. But when she returns your side, she will pour that hatred on you. In your special "fun fun" time.

☆ Arlecchino does not take no for an answer by the way. Get ready to wake up with love bites and kiss marks.

"Today was rough, but when I am done with you, I will make sure you pass out and I sleep comfortable."

Jean

☆ Jean can barely get her head out of the work, so don't expect much excitement.

☆ When Jean finds time, she either will cuddle to you or ask for shoulder rubs.

☆ By the way, if you wonder when Jean finds time to spend with you, it's because you remind her to take a break.

☆ By the way, when she returns, lots of paperwork will be waiting for her.

☆ Another thing Jean likes is when you offer her your help.

☆ If you are a member of Knight of Favonius, then she will give you missions that are inside the castle as much as possible. If there is not, she'll either send you with Kaeya or make sure you don't go far away from the walls too much.

☆ Not because she thinks you are weak or something like that but for your safety.

☆ If you are not, then she will just ask for some coffee or ask you to carry out the papers she filed.

☆ If you didn't realize, the most time you get to spend time with Jean is during her work time most.

Lynette

★~ Lynette doesn't talk too much, so don't expect motivation speech from her.

★~ She comforts you through physical contact like headpats or backrubbing.

★~ You can rant about your problems to Lynette as she comforts you. Lynette also listens and processes what you say so she might find a solution with her brother or alone.

★~ Depending on your likings, she will get you a tea to comfort you and open you up more.

★~ You can think of Lynette as your personal therapist, too. Because she knows how to open you up easily and help you as much as possible.

★~ "Mm, tell me, what happened (Y/N)"

Hu Tao

♡~ Hu Tao is also not great with comforting, but she will try her best.

♡~ And when I say comforting, I mean endless puns and teasings.

♡~ Hu Tao will listen to your problems, but instead of finding a solution, she will try to distract you from it.

♡~ If she can't keep you distracted, she will ask Zhongli's assistance.

♡~ But again, she mostly do mischievous things, so even if a little, it makes you chuckle and help you feel better.

Thanks for the question Anon. I think I can say @amphibiahawks321 and @yanderehsr inspired me.

Arlecchino

♡~ I don't think Arlecchino could understand the mean of depression emotionally.

♡~ Since she can't understand it emotionally, she would act solution-focused.

♡~ If it's an assignment that puts you in a depressive mood, she'll solve it. If it's people related, she'll deal with them.

♡~ However, if it's just classic depression, she will try to put her Harbinger duties off for a while to take care of you.

♡~ "Don't worry, my love. We can overcome this together."

Jean

☆~ I don't think Jean would be concerned with your problem, I know she would.

☆~ No matter what your problem is, she will be all ears for it. You want her opinion? Deal. You just want her to listen? Deal. You want to go with it and whine about it all day while breaking things? Well, not that far.

☆~ Although she will decide what you can break and what you can not break. She'll be sad when you break something she specifically told you not to.

☆~ As we know, she's a busy woman. A girlboss. That's why she has to keep balance between you and her job ethic. That's why she doesn't allow you breaking things, and yes, she'll still arrest you.

☆~ If she sees that you have a mental problem (depression), instead, she will put you in a timeout like Klee and have Lisa to supervise you when she is not around. When both of them aren't, Amber is to supervise you.

Arlecchino: You don't understand; it's not about you needing protection... it's about me wanting to protect you.

(Y/N): Ehm... thanks?

(Y/N): [In mind; At least don't glare at everyone that approaches me...]

Eula: (Y/N), who was that you were talking to?

(Y/N): Oh, I was just talking to Lisa to retrieve stolen books!

Eula: Hmm, I'll take care of that. For now, you are coming with me.

(Y/N): Huh? Honey wha-

[Shows flustered reader in bed with Eula, naked in bed. Eula was softly breathing & sleeping while the reader was just yelling at the pillow.]