popping my vagina into another woman’s vagina… candace owens is creating new forms of sex im not even able to visualise

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

Let’s fucking go

Polluting the local water table with the runoff of excess love from my love factory

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

200k notes is insane who the hell are u people

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

I honestly think cis people making "mad skilled nonbinary barista with a septum ring" memes is a positive development. Public consciousness queer representation depicting people like us as just normal working class people who have jobs like they do and skills that they don't. Respect their fucking pronouns or you're not getting your fucking coffee.