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in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

being a barbie forced to scissor another barbie must feel so good

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

Cargoyle

oh this is beautiful!

That final line!

It was the hest of times, it was the horse of times

An exclusive look into the workings of the mind of the average tumblr user

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

Paladin is, by far, the most comphet-coded rpg class. Think about it.