Diary Of A Mad Scorpio

Mac Miller used to say the raunchiest shit and make it sound poetic

My capacity for hood rat shit worries me sometimes lmao. As someone who grew up poor, I have this mindset of “always be grateful for what you have” but sometimes I wonder if that’s causing me to be too comfortable with certain things and that’s what’s stopping me from having nicer things in life.

I wonder if poor people ever realize that like…there is an option to just stop having kids lmao

I wish somebody would explain to me wtf type of oil to get for an oil change.

It’s so funny when people like me cause it’s like “Cool! I’ve always wanted to be someone else”

Young broke ho wit a Louis

Please be careful out here. Niggas is lying and saying they steamed their vegetables.

Actually, I’m the queen of missing social cues.

I’d rather be shot in the head than be married 18+ years to a man who never helps me(or offers to help of his own volition) with anything.

Being bad bodied is all fun and games until you go out and look around and you’re like “oh. I should actually probably go to the gym🧍🏾‍♀️”