j'adore;

I swear it was an accident, but c’mon— it was kinda funny.

Je suis desole, I zink it was my fault. I had my head buried in my schedule. Forgive me?

I’ve almost been puked on three times today. Hopefully my shift will end before my luck runs out, but I have a feeling it won’t.

Zat is vulgar! Zere is nothing worse zan children's vomit. It sounds like you need a well deserved day off!

Alzough it was a little funny to watch you reaction - I have to admit, I wish I would have filmed it or somezing.

"Oh, no. Really? I’m sorry to hear that, then. That kind of makes me feel worse. Like I’m taking advantage of them. It’s just…a long story. But I am sorry to hear that. Everyone should have some kind of family. Well, I mean, we’re your family. Your work family, that is."

"Oh no please don't - we all have our own background and our own stories. Right? Zat is exactly why I love zis place, because we are like a big family and zat is all I need."

"My family stresses me out."

"I'm sorry about zat - well if it makes you feel any better about your situation. I have no family."

"I witnessed that - I almost had to remove her from the park because she was scaring the little ones. Who is this 5SOS anyway?"

"Zat is adorable! I bet zere are alot of young ladies who are very jealous of our little Lane!"

My mom wants me to go home for my birthday this year since I refused for my last one when I turned 21. I’ve kind of being avoiding going home, to be honest.

"Oh, and why is zat?"

"Okay, okay. Don’t rush me!"

"Hey! If had to do it zen so do you --- quickly, no backing out!"

Maybe I should have auditioned for an actual character when I applied here. If I hear one more parent say “Isn’t that a little pricey for a hat?” I’m jumping into the fountain. 

I do not understand zee uh... English people here. If you are going to Dinseyword you should know zat it is going to be expensive. If zey don't like it? Simply do not come here.