some legends are told

Z: happy birthday

H: Leave all the kisses for meeee. Since I actually know I get them this time, with less lovesick moping.

H: I would be completely behind that, in every sense of the word.

L: As if my lips would want to touch anything else. Years we wasted, years..

H: Hey, don't worry about it. It's not nearly as bad as last time. And I know that no matter what, I'm the lucky one that gets to call you boyfriend. It could definitely be worse.

H: Well, you know, having Twitter tell me before you did is a but upsetting. It would be a nice thing to make up for it.

L: That's true. She's a lot less boring than E. as well. At least I don't have to kiss her.

H: You know I would have if I could.

H: Speaking of snapchat, I hope you got my name on your bum. That would be proper romantic.

L: I know. I'm sorry you have to see this again.

H: Heeeeyyyyy, don't you dare. The least you can do when you ditch your boyfriend to fly across the sea is reply to his texts. It's all a matter of manners, Louis.

G:I'm afraid that's not possible, but we can stop talking about it. Even if it was fucking hilarious.

H: That's the general idea.

Cara: I get it. I fucked up, yet you're defending someone who is doing the exact same thing that I did. Or please tell me if I'm in the wrong about this one too.

H: So a new tattoo, hmm?

G: Doesn't make you any less talked about.

G: Especially since the little outburst about #harrytops

Cara: You're clearly up Gigi's arse so why is it so wrong of me to be the same? But you'd be surprised what happens when you find yourself being pushed away by your supposed best friend. You have to find other people.

G: I'm not. I'm actually curious about how one of the most talked about couples in the Twittersphere is going to spend their first real break in five years.

Cara: If you're looking for an apology, I can hardly apologize for Cai making a simple joke AND Gigi taking it out of proportion. Gigi decided to turn it back around and insult Cai instead. So Cai isn't the only one in the wrong here, babes.

Cara: I could ask you the same. When did Gigi become someone you work to protect?

Louis: A simple joke or an insult are clearly two very different things. Insulting the person someone's with is never the proper way to go about. Gigi had every right to take it out of proportion. And I never said Gigi wasn't in the wrong, but clearly Cailin baited her. Even you would have taken that bait. But I suppose you're living up her arse now.