Lou is my because

A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

The first time My cat saw me getting smacked around during sex, he did Not defend me, but instead jumped onto the bed and slapped me in the face so he could be on the winning team

Okay first of all how dare you make me laugh when I have pneumonia

France being the embodiment of waiting until the last minute to start working on your assignment

penalties in a world cup final 557 injured 67839 dead

i could never be a professional athlete because if i missed a penalty i would kill myself on the field. it wouldn’t even have to be a world cup game, i would do it if i missed during a preseason friendly in florida

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

World Heritage Post

when the queen dies

new reblog game. reblog to make jeff bezos die

congratulatations to brown people everywhere

suckingham phallus