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In this netflix prison show everybody’s been talking about. The nipple to scene ratio is ridiculous.

Orange is the new black? Yeah, the nipple to scene ratio in that is definitely way higher than it needs to be.

There are just… so many tits.

No need to be, it’s not your problem.

Still, it shouldn't be your problem... and I'm sorry that it is. Is there anything I can do to help?

So according to my ever-present father he doesn’t pay thousands of dollars for me to leave for the city to visit a ‘mental institution…’ I’ve been to see Ash once. Once. I’m so mad.

That doesn't sound very nice, I'm sorry he said that.

I really need to stop buying every guitar I fall in love with…

I know that feeling...

It was so much fun, though!

I'm sure it was, but I don't really know anybody so I thought it'd be better to skip it than stand in the corner on my own.

That’s called a coma my friend.

Maybe I just like sleep.

That’s not healthy and you missed prom.

I wasn't planning on going to prom anyway so I'm not that bothered about missing prom.

You slept through prom?!

Yeah, I wasn't really planning on going anyway so it's not an issue.

There’s no need to be rude.

Aw, did I hurt your feelings kid? Don’t cry now.

At least his shirt is on this time.

Yeah. Nice to meet you. How do you like the school? 

Nice to meet you too. It seems pretty cool so far, yeah.

It’s a secret. 

That's fair enough.