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“Defensive Driving” is a nice way of saying “Assume everyone on the road is an idiot.”

The cloths from the Chernobyl Firefighters will remain intact for hundreds of year due to the high radiation killing any organisms that would eat or degrade them.

If you don’t think you’re special, then remember flowers can’t tell they smell really good

Homo-sapiens are monkeys with anxiety

One day there will be a milk carton with your expiration date

One day a scientist creates a device that allows you to record your dreams and watch them in the morning.

The only way to start speaking a language is to start speaking it badly

House arrest is a really ineffective punishment for introverts

During a bad mood, every question is a stupid question

The Krusty Krab runs extremely efficiently for having only 2 employees

Bubble wrap made in China is a way of sending massively polluted air around the world.

Grandparents always tell us never to talk to strangers, but they’re always the ones getting scammed and clicking on fishy links.

full offense but no straight person has ever really understood Take Me To Church