The INTP life

INTP: Hey, ENTP, do you want to do something crazy? ENTP: FUCK YEAH! LET’S DO CRAZY SHIT!

1. Patronise them.

2. Make them do something “because you said so”.

3. Force them to make a choice they don’t want to make.

4. Explain something more than once, thinking they did not understand the first time.

5. Complaining.

6. Ask for advice and ignoring the advice they give you.

7. Telling them to go out more.

8. Rubbing in their faces that you were right. Multiple times.

9. Bragging.

*when with most people*

“Why are you so quiet”

“Am I making you uncomfortable”

“Speak up more”

“Don’t worry I don’t bite”

“Be more social”

*when with friends*

“Can you maybe shut up for a bit”

“Is this your fact of the day”

“No I will not dare you to do that”

“What the fuck INTP”

“Hoe don’t do it”

“INTP no”

“INTP stop”

“INTP WE ARE IN PUBLIC”

INTP: *is sitting on the toilet when they notice a weird bruise on their leg* INTP: Woah, wait, that’s still there? Hasn’t that been there for a long time now? *searches it up* INTP: Ah, so bruises on your legs take longer to heal than bruises on your upper body, interesting…

*5 minutes later and INTP is still sitting on the toilet reading about different types of bruises*

INTP: *now washing their hands* INTP: I wonder what kind of things you can do with human ash? *searches it up* INTP: Holy shit, you can turn it into a diamond… ou, or a vinyl record….

*now 20 minutes later and INTP is just sort of standing in the bathroom reading about human ash*

INTP: Well, while I’m in here I should brush my teeth INTP: Why do bowling shoes exist? *searches it up while their tooth brush still in their mouth* INTP: *reading and brushing at the same time* I see… so it enables people to slide as they throw the ball…

*a few minutes later*