Getting Lost

My gender expression is an Indigo Girls concert.

women talk about how if they aren’t considered attractive, their entire value as a person is taken away, and white men are like oh we experience this too because hot girls with huge tits won’t date me but they don’t fucking realize we aren’t just talking about our dating lives we are talking about our entire value as a person being taken away, not just people not wanting to date us.

also a lot of white cis men are considered unattractive for their misogyny, bad hygiene, lack of hobbies, complete lack of charisma, lack of any suaveness, and lack of any fashion sense and not like, their brow shape or their jaw or their hips or the size of their chest or their height or how hairy they are or their shoulder width, or the size of their nose, like most of the things that make them unattractive are things that are mostly in their control and not things they are inherently born with

-George Orwell, Animal Farm

mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

Say what you will about the Ewoks but they’re the only people in the galaxy who have handrails on their bridges and stairs.

The Empire calls them primitives but the Ewoks have OSHA regulations and the Empire doesn’t so who’s really more primitive here?

*sniffs* it’s a red….California…excellent year…it’s a late harvest…subtle expression of, dare I say…peach? Exquisite aroma.

“Now I shall cleanse my palate by knocking this glass off the table”

“I know it will pair marvelously with the white carpet”

honestly why does Mr. Darcy, a man from the late 1700s and early 1800s, understand that an independent female is an awesome thing more than people from 2017? also he respects her decision to reject him?

#because he was written by a woman (via @sometimesrosy)

what if you just didn’t like boy bands tho?? then again I like women and men…

THIS FUCKING THING GOT OVER 250 NOTES IN LESS THAN A DAY WHAT THE HELL.