* I'D RATHER BE FREE.

TAG TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME: oh you know

 excuse me as a i complete memes i was tagged in like days ago

   “some people ARE growing the fuck up and accepting the fact that a brand new character that doesn’t need any fighting origins has been revealed, and some, like you, are still sobbing at night with your “GENO FOR SMASH” shirts on because of the fact that waluigi and shadow the hedgehog aren’t playable fighters. you might as well go complain about wii fit trainer or duck hunt if you’re gonna be such an ass.”

   “who is talking shit about isabelle. i will rearrange their insides with just one finger and a paperclip.” 

Punish Feed Hold hands Kiss on the cheek

   nurf has never had the thought of a flower being place in his hair until steven requested to do so. he could only allow him to do so out of pure curiosity. after steven was finished, nurf tried to look at his head. “...so how does it look? i can’t tell. it probably makes me look worse, huh?” 

   “aggressive today, aren’t we?” he said sarcastically. “i expect better from a little nerd like you. wait...no. i don’t. haha.”

   “you can catch my ass in jewels and osco working at the cash register. i need to get cash and buy that damn smash bros bundle.”

   “okay. okay. i want you to hear these next several words.” nurf points at bill furiously. “if you yell about these damn comics again, i will personally make sure these comics are torn up and ripped apart, and it will look like the motherfucking wolverine cut them up with his adamantium claws. GOT THAT, NERD?”

   “listen. i’m 13 years old. i don’t know why my grandma asked you to sit here and babysit me, but as you can see, i obviously don’t need you here. with that being said, you can leave now so you don’t have any problems later.”

   im feelin’ real nurf-y tonight so like for a starter