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Cas: Dean I believe I found a case. Serveral male individuals have been exhibiting erratic behavior for an unknown period of time of which there have been unnecessary violence towards fast food employees, harassment of aquatic wild life, and spontaneous nudity.

Dean: Sounds like a curse. Where is it?

Cas: Florida

Dean: Oh. It’s nothing then.

Cas: What? Dean, these instances are highly concerning and unexplainable.

Dean (shrugs): Yeah, that Florida for you.

Cas:…....This isn’t funny, Dean. People’s lives are being negatively affected.

Dean: Look. We’re not too far from there now. How about we pop by for a visit to the big mouse and you’ll see for yourself everything’s fine?

Cas: THERE’S A GIANT RODENT TOO?!

[Que Dean, Sam, and Cas spending the day at Disneyworld. Sam and Dean are pretending not to be overly excited while Cas is looking at the adults with mouse ears on their heads curious on whether or not these were the ‘furries’ Claire talked about. Also, Dean gets himself a Woody headband. Don’t ask him why he gave Cas a Bo Peep one. There’s no reason.

Dean gets to Cas in the Empty but Cas to his surprise doesn’t want to leave. He’s torn with guilt at all the devastation he’s caused over the years. Dean doesn’t get it until it clicks.

He then throws Castiel’s previous words back at him.

Dean: …..

And Dean would find a way to get it because he is weak for his angel.

1. Either he’s dying-laughing because Dean essentially said “I have the mouth of a goat.”

All opposing criticism will be sent straight to the Empty.

I thought it would be funny if humans were also considered a protected species (Because of the whole made in God’s image thing), that’s why they can’t just kill Dean. Though the angels are considering an exception if said exception is particularly annoying. And ugly. (Belle!Cas disagrees).

To be fair this is the equivalent of what Dean looks like in their eyes.