still white, creamy, and delicious

hey can i give my opinions on this

you guys are still here?

i got my sausage stuck under this boulder and i haven’t been able to move since

do you want me to move the boulder??

please. i don’t have enough gold for another one

you guys are still here?

i got my sausage stuck under this boulder and i haven’t been able to move since

@lorenzslsd hi slayonnaise slut it’s my 21st bday and im ur number 1 fan that the tags was talking about i have 2 shrines dedicated to lorenz and my tat artist declined a crest of gloucester tramp stamp mwah mwah mwah i love u 

happy 21st birthslay and i’m going to set your tat artist on fire

sometimes i black out from being too fucking awesome all of the time and i wake up in weird places. i can’t see where i am right now because it’s too dark but whatever music they’re playing in here bangs ngl

I’m shocked that some of you are still here fr

they don’t call me the mayo ghost for nothing

I’m shocked that some of you are still here fr

they don’t call me the mayo ghost for nothing

And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle

this time i’m going to kill him

Wait what—

i am going to fucking kill cichol kringle

no?

i am going to kill cichol kringle and that will bring about the end of that fat old fuck coming into my room when i’m asleep

why would he come into your room if you’re always bad, I’m 100% sure he doesn’t like you enough to visit

And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle

this time i’m going to kill him

Wait what—

i am going to fucking kill cichol kringle

no?

i am going to kill cichol kringle and that will bring about the end of that fat old fuck coming into my room when i’m asleep

And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle

this time i’m going to kill him

Wait what—

i am going to fucking kill cichol kringle