okay as promised here are my thoughts on the lotf movies
- i think its more adjacent to the plot. nobody wants to hear me ramble about technicalities so were skipping that and diving into funny territory
- jack is so funny. "well if you dont MIND of course 😡" my brother in christ you are a 12 year old boy with a wooden stick
- roger just looks fucking creepy
- also is he rocking a juggalo look?? is my boy insane clown posse????
- where is maurice????????????? rage emoji
- i LOVE the feast scene its so off putting i think thats probably the best part of the whole fucking movie
- jack merridew and his queer coded scenes (an extensive saga)
- the slap. you guys know what slap im talking about. GODDAMN.
- i dont like this version of piggy (i dont like any version of piggy to be fair) but at least this vers is better than 1990s piggy
- well at least we know why camberley is called camberley am i right guys.
- i want more roger scenes.
- 8/10 caused some giggles
- everyone fucking hates this movie bc its not like the book in the slightest but its YOUR fault if you cant see it for the comedy that it is
- someone please put a curse word filter over jack merridew
- ROGER HAS ONE LINE DID YALL HEAR THAT HEART EYES
- i liked when he told jack he gets no bitches though
- jack merridew vs his queercoded scenes (AGAIN)
- someone remind simon that hes plot relevant pls
- where the FUCK is maurice.
- SHOVE THEIR DICK IN THE CONCH!!!!
- who is that boy i think hes so funny
- that one scene where roger kills simons lizard thing and simon just frown emojis is so funny to me like why were they so silent about it
- i would have been laughing so hard at jack merridew not even WITH him id be laughing AT him
- all the more reasons why i would be so dead in any lotf adaptation be it book or movie
- who gave jack a fucking car
- this movie does nothing but raise questions
- that being said i think its very fucking funny 9/10 bc i laughed and only that. movie sucks ass in any other sense.
i do have an attachment to jack what gave it away!!!!