Mammon fans are hypocrites. Not only do we treat mammon like shit to the point of projecting abusing and torturing him. We get mad when his brothers call him scumbag rightfully so only us fans can treat him like shit.
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Mammon fans are hypocrites. Not only do we treat mammon like shit to the point of projecting abusing and torturing him. We get mad when his brothers call him scumbag rightfully so only us fans can treat him like shit.
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why do ppl write that βmammon went bright pink (he blushed)β that is like impossible hes darkskinned and no darkskin person can turn any other color than the color they are and darker
-darkskin person
For my next post I need you all to understand these were some of the rough drafts of the 7 boysβ¦
I WOULD HAVE LOVE THEIR DESIGN FUCK.
Especially MF BELPHIE
Love how satan and mammon doesn't change
The Tragic Route
( L, me and @jiyi-jiyi have an au, itβs a secret but this is the tragic ending, there will be no other context π)
βSir, you have a visitorβ
Diavolo looked towards his assistant, βBarbatos, please tell them Iβm not open to any visitations at the moment..β
βOh, Iβm not sure theyβll take no for an answer, heβs very persistent..β
β.. Fine, allow them entry,β Diavolo grimaced, returning to his paperwork.
Barbatos shuffled to the side murmuring a sign to come in.
βHello Sir Diavolo..β βarfβ
The detective froze, he lifted his gaze to face the visitor.
βLuke, Lloydβ¦ whatever are you two doing here..? Shouldnβt you be with your caretaker?β
βSimeon gave me permission to come by,β Luke always kept eye contact while conversing, but not this time, he was actively avoiding it, looking anywhere but Diavoloβs eyes.
Diavoloβs heart stung, he knew exactly why the blue eyes were avoiding his, it was because of another pair of ocean eyes, ones that had faded 3 weeks ago, he knew why they had faded. Oh how could he not, when heβs the reason all life had disappeared from those lovely sapphires.
βUmβ¦ Mammon had told me if something fatal ever happened to him, to give you this,β Luke pulls a piece of shining jewelry, a note, and a key out his pocket. βThis was a priceless artifact he had stolen a year before I was born, or at least thatβs what he told me. Iβm not all that sure, but here, this key and note theyβre important, I think.. byeβ Luke starts walking out of the detectives office, his dog, Lloyd, following close behind.
βAh, wait..!β Diavolo yelped out.
βWhat do you want? I gave you the artifact you had been looking for?, the key to all stolen items?, The address to where theyβre kept!? What else could you want!?β Luke spouted out, tears threatening to spill out.
βWhat do I want..? All Iβve ever wanted is gone.. Mammon is goneβ¦ what do I even need from Lukeβ¦?β
βWOOF!!β
Sky blue eyes and a shining gold pair fell to the dog.
Luke pulled a small bag out of his backpack. He reached into the bag and brought out a small dog treat out, tossing it to Lloyd, who caught it in his mouth.
A small smile painted Lukeβs face before frowning to turn towards Diavolo.
βLuke.. tell me about Mammon..β
ββ¦what?β
βYou and Mammon fooled me, the world's best detective, into believing you were father and son, so you must be closeβ
β..or maybe youβre just stupidβ¦β Luke muttered, he sighed, βI guess I can tell you a few things, but if you want more, youβll have to go to Michael, Lucifer, or Simeon, theyβve been around Mammon since forever. They know every little thing about him, from when his first kiss was to the number of beauty marks on his body..β
ββ¦Thank you, Luke, genuinely, thank you..β Diavolo smiled at the blonde boy, who couldnβt bring himself to smile back.
βI still hate you, youβre the reason heβs gone, but Mammon would want me to tell his storiesβ
So Luke carried on with the stories, holding Lloyd in his lap, all the stories that Luke had, well, they had all been told within the span of three hours.
βIf you want anymore, I recommend going to Michael, Simeon, or Lucifer, they have the most storiesβ¦ Simeon is the most recommended though, the other two will actually try to kill youβ¦ goodbye, Sir Diavoloβ
Luke exits the office, and Diavoloβs faΓ§ade cracks, tears spilling from his eyes, sobs could be heard from his office. It didnβt really matter anyways, itβs not like anyone would dare interrupt the head detective in his hours of mourning.
βMaybe I will pay Simeon a visitβ¦ not the other two if I want to keep my headβ
I loved it hehe @lordacex @mmeowxd READ THIS U TWO!!
I tho Loyd was a person and luke was barking the first time i read this
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@korra-northeast-germany @guinevere-missviolet @mammonsmaiden Imagine Obey Me ends with Mammon dead and the brothers were actually reading the story of "MC" to his grave.
Basically MC was just an imaginary character and the brothers aren't actually demons, they were just demons in the story dedicated to their brother.
(im bad at names, go find human names for them, quick)
"And... MC... MC lived with us happily ever after." Satan finished the novel He wrote by hand, a sad smile on his face as He closed the hard-covered book. After Satan closed the book, Asmodeus let go of the umbrella that was shielding them from the cold drops of rain that poured onto their bodies.
"Haah..." Belphegor's lips wobbled, staring at the grave of his older brother. "Ridiculous. This story was ridiculous, but it was based off of your little fantasies." The eldest brother smiled a bitter smile, though everyone knew He was the most affected of his sudden death.
"I hope you like it, brother." Beelzlebub let go of the flowers in his hand. Gardenias. "You always said it meant something since you studied Flower Language a lot, and I really enjoyed the hobby you did!" His face lit up, trying to not let the other brothers see the near tears in his eyes. After all, He has to be the positive one. It's the only thing He can do.
"I.. fuck..." Leviathan stepped closer to the rock representing his brother. "You better have liked it... I've researched a lot and even put in me and you's favourite show when we were younger!" Leviathan snarled, furrowing his brows with a pout. "I.. really.. miss you, you know?" Leviathan's gaze softened.
"You know.. You were the one that helped most after Lilith's death." Simeon piped up, looking at the grave. "You did everything while you were suffering as much as the others." Simeon pursed his lips, a bitter smile on his face. "I don't understand why God wanted you to die, but.." Simeon's head turned, and He stared at Luke.
"You were also the reason for the important novel that took years to make." Simeon's head turned back to the grave. "The novel that brought us together.. more than ever!" Simeon's face brightened, a curt smile appearing on his expression. "I can't believe you did a great act by dying. It's good that you're finally resting in hea- I mean," Simeon cleared his throat. "The Celestial Realm." Simeon narrowed his eyes, sheepish.
Diavolo, the one who bought his funeral, stepped forward. The others stepped back in respect. "Haha.." Diavolo smiled grimly. "It's been very long since I've seen you." Diavolo scratched his cheek, leaning forward. "I know you're doing well." Diavolo stated. "But do understand We miss you. If you ever come back.." His posture straightened, and He stared at the rainy skies.
"Please be our friend again."
SCREAMING CRYING THRASHING COMTEMPLATING MY LIFE
βMe, in the outside
Yum yum angst.
βMe, in the inside
Jokes aside this was so well written I almost cried πππππππππππππ
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βnot all menβ youβre right - mammon, the second born avatar of greed, would never do this to me
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Youβre a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. Youβre a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
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so much fanfiction
You have so, so much fanfiction, either because youβre so shippable, or because youβre hot. Maybe both. Probably both. You definitely flirt with everyone, either way. Tumblr and Twitter love you and shower you with queer headcanons. Reddit keeps a safe distance.
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Doing this for the trend lmao
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Shit forgot to tag-
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yk that awkward time when ur waitin for the demon ur in a pact with to show up for ur usual self care sleepover so ur stuck watching vines with his brother, starring my mc (Moro, they/them) in the flashback
[SET AFTER THE OBM! RADIO DRAMA 12 - SOLOMON QUIZ]
Obey me cursed pic slander creds to the owners
these bitches fought a war and gon let a building structure get to them? L BOZO
βReporting live, im on my last fucking nerve!β
Hot girl shit every day of the week
Was about to make a βMICHEAL!! MICHEAL DONT LEAVE ME HEREβ joke but then i realized that micheal did in fact leave him there
Brotherly bonding
Run!
Was all thst plagued your mind
Don't let him catch up!
Who knows what would happen if he's caught
Turn corners!
Throw him off your trail
Hurry!
Careful!
Be wary of your surroundings
Faster!
Hes catching up
Faster damnit!
Why are your legs moving slower you can't STOP!
Hide hide Hide!
You must find a hiding spot
Shit! Not you tripping
Oh Fuck-
"Hello my beloved queen"
It's too late.
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Mammon found himself in a room he had not recognized, pictures of him plastered upon every wall some from his modeling gigs other taken at random parts of the tag wether it be at RAD or at HOL. Pictures of him and Mc littering the one part of the wall, only mc's face was cut out and instead replace with a headshot of the culprit. It frightened him. Slowly he leaves the bed to look through a note-book he had found which had the names of people Mammon were closed to crossed out. His name riddled not of the pages and Who ever ideas that desired him seemed to plan everything. He gulps. "Why would He?" The avatar shook his head. "Whatever I just gotta find a way out of he-"
"Mammon~β‘" a voice called carrying in what was meant to be his breakfast, a meal which consisted of a breakfast meal you get at a restaurant. The person froze seeing his 'queen' had awoken. "well I did not expect for you to be up so soon!" He smiled. "Well I brought you breakfast. Take a seat on the bed and I'll feed you alright." Unable to protest Mammon takes a seat allowing his capture to feed him. "You know mammy I usually wouldn't take such drastic measures. But seeing you sad like this always makes my heart break" he says. Followed by a pout as he fed the greedy boy the eggs. "I know they were one of your only friends, and that's okay...right now They're watching over you from wherever they are. That's alright my little crow, cause now I'm here and I'll be taking their place."
No response. This made the captor frown. "I promise Mammon. I'll make you feel loved like never before. Whatever you want I'll get it for you. Want me to kill or harm someone all for you. Your every wish is my command my queen" he gave the avatar the world's most sincere eyes one which held 0 lies and could be trusted. Mammon only blushed "your too sweet. But...I'm going to need to make time to grieve...they were my human and best friend" greed's throat swelled. "But thank you. Even if you did take drastic means to show how much you care about me I appreciate it." A pause "but did you really need to replace pictures of them and me with well.. yourself?" "Sorry my queen I just wished it was us" "fuck that's cute"
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It's been a momth of absolute silence from Mammon. At first he was happy about it no one to sure destruction in his libary but then he learned about Mc's death which made him worried. Not a single brother had seen Mammon since a month prior even Lucifer was worried. "We should look for him" mumbled Levi "I- I mean he owes me something anyway so we better find him so I can get it!" Levi's call to action was something all the brothers agreed on which lead to where Satan was now.
In front of the person who took his brother.
"I should have known it was you" the wrathful avatar would hiss. "You always seemed too have information on all of my brothers, but to find you have taken mammon from us? That is too far!" "Is it?" Those words made Satan raise his brow. "What do you mean by that!?" The person smirked. "I mean you don't deserve him, none of you do. It's clear your treatment of him is very unkind. Maybe if the 6 of you were better brothers he wouldn't feel the need to confine and vent too me. Oh and before you ask about his return, that won't happen unless he chooses so and right now he is not willing to see any of you."
"You're lying!"
"Am I? Or are you too blinded by your rage to see the truth? Mammon is happy with me, more than he ever was with you" the lower demon could sense the avatars wrath acting up. "It took you a month before you to even bothered looking for him. What kind of brother you are"
"We thought-"
"Shut up. I should have you killed" the yandere hisses. " But alas my queen wishes for his kin to be alive healthy and happy" he hum. Responding to Satan's glare with a deadly one of his own. "Now leave me and my queen alone unless you want to go the same route as MC" an evil smile crept up up on the lower demon, one that me an serious business. This forced Satan to leave, he did not wish too die not at the hand of a demon lower than he. He'll get mammon back! He know he Will!
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Being hugged by the 4 born really shocked Mammon, his grip tugt s he'll as he cried into his shoulder. Demanding his brother never leave him never again. "Oh gee what's gotton into you?" He would question the younger male. "You were gone for so long mammon! And your crazy boyfriend threatened me and said we were bad brothers do you really believe us to be bad brothers?!"
Mammon really wants to say yes but didn't not when his brother was like this. "You aren't., the nicest but i don't hate ya guys I could never" he pet his head. "But what did to me the stem you with?" "He threatened to kill me!" Mammon froze burrowing his brow before taking his brother and stomping over to his boyfriend. "What is this talk about you threatening my little brother!" He demands. Ink to watch his beloveds return to that of s kicked puppy. "I just wanted them to not treat you so badly and threatened that if they were to bother you e hen you don't wanna talk to the then I would uhm...kill them I'm sorry mams"
"Meph you really are the world's cutest yandere. "But no more threatening my family or friends or else no more cuddles. "noooooo!!!!!!"
A/n: I think I accidentally wrote fluff. Also b4 u ask how Mc died, meph made it look like they died naturally
Gay ppl smh
The theater bathroom
Mammon and his beloved therapist boyfriend Barbatos had been watching a movie together. They were at Devildom's most popular movie theater watching the newest movie, which honestly Barbs found boring. He much rather watch his lover. how Mammon's eyes shone so bright when he was happy, the cutest blush any demon could imagine when he was flustered, the cutest means of speech with his adorable accent. Fuck how much he desired the greed avatar. Those sweet succulent lips, his blushing face as he attempted to hide his moans, those promiscuous thighs wrapped around his waist as he fucked him to the moon and back. shit. Barbatos was rock hard and masturbating will not be saving him. No...no he NEEDED Mammon.
"Mams" Barbatos would whisper loud enough for his lover to hear but quiet enough no one else could. "Yes?" Mammon would turn to his love tilting his head, curious. "I'm going to be taking some time in the bathroom, will that be alright?" The horny male questions. "Sure go ahead, but hurry." with that Barbatos leaves.
Some time passes, Mammon began to worry. His lover had not returned. So he gets up, carefully maneuvering his way out of the movie room, over to the bathroom where he catches his lover....masturbating and in the bathroom no less. 'So that's why he left' he thinks a small blush tinting his face. Luckily Barbatos hadn't noticed as he watched him, he seemed to focused thinking of everything he'll do to the greed avatar all while his lover watched. A smirk grew onto Mammon. 'He wouldn't mind if I teased him right~?' He thinks. Quickly Mammon unbuttoned his shirt which confined his raher large tits then went over, placing his hand on the others shoulder. "Barbatos what are you doing? Masturbating in a public bathroom?" He teases. Shocking his lover Barbatos had not noticed his presence. "Mammon I-" the butler starts, yet was cut off with a finger to his mouth. " you don't need to try and explain, I saw it with my own eyes." Barbs sound hear the smugness in his voice, and it made him coil with desire. " You want me? Right? That's why you're here" a hand traced the butler's rock hard penis. " Look at you. You're as hard as a rock~" there was no response, instead ust s stare and the deepening of blush.
He avatar only smirked. "Mammon..." the butler whimpers, feeling his lover's hand wrap around his penis and start moving. Slow up and down movements only there too tease, causes there to be twitching followed by the movement of a hip thrusting in attempts to get further stimulation. "Mammon...please..." a whine. "Please what?" The greedy avatar teases, "do you say..want me to move my hand faster? Is that it?" Well he's having fun. " Or is it that you wish for me to say...suck your cock hm?" Mammon lowered his head to noe, be face to face with his lovers penis teasing it with his breath st first. Watching with a smirk as it twitched and pulsed. Barbatos groans. "Fuck stop teasing mammon please~" he was needy, he needed the release and here his boyfriend was bullying him, could this get any hotter?
Barbatos's breath would hitch as he felt himself being ingulfed by his lovers wet cavern. At first the movement starts small with just sucking, which gradually evolves into a bobbing head moving itself up and down the appendage taking it all in, only for Barbs to be shocked by the fact he was now being deepthroated, something not he, nor Diavolo, or Solomon had practiced with the tanned demon of speed. And here he was, taking all of him with such ease. Who wss He? Asmodeous? Fuck it. The prince's butler would grip onto his lovers hair as he starts to thrust in and out of Mammon's mouth. His movements were not slow, instead they were fast and hard, lasting until the butler released his hot sticky semen. Barbs blushes hard, watching as Mammon swallowed every last drop until there was no more left until pulling away with a *POP* followed by the licking of lips. "Looks like someone enjoyed himself~" Barbatos could only nod and blush.
The butler watches in awe as Mammon removes his clothes, he could not help it Mammon was basically giving him a strip show! The way those hands excellently worked themself first removing those blue pants, followed by the removing of the shirt from earlier now leaving those bouncy breasts Mammon has in full view, "mommy.." He blushes.
The tan demon smiled, his bright eyes shining with mischievous glee as he brought himself onto his lovers lap, pressing his ass against Barbatos's twitching cock yet not letting it enter in favour of giving his beloved therapist a lap dance all while pressing them honkers against barbatos's face. Fuck how Barbs wanted to suck them and see if mammon would provide him with milk. π "Mammon please~" Diavolo's butler begged the speed demon. "Please stop teasing and let me fuck you~" the butler moans his hips held down by his lovers strong thighs. "Well you hsve been such a good boy" his lover would say. "So sure why not, good boys need rewards after all~"
After that was said Barbatos wouldn't hesitate to flip them over. With Mammon now under him, Mr 'I wanna suck Mammon's titties' doesn't even bother to lubricate his love instead both would moan as he chose enter dry. Barbs a little more so. "Oh fuck you're so tight" Barbatos would comment. bitting into the others shoulder as he thrusts his hips slowly at first so they could both adjust. "Oi oi I didn't tell you to be slow!" The desirable lover demands basically breaking any and all resolve the butler had left in favour of going full speed.
Moans loud moans filled the theaters bathroom followed by the clapping of hips against eschother. "You like that don't you? Yeah you do, moaning so nicely as you take my rock hard cock like the little slut you are~ such a good boy for Me aren't ya~" my man Barbatos had the world's fastest switch up in existence. "Uh huh~ it's so good~" greed moans. "Fuck~" Mammon couldn't help but wrap his legs around the others waist as he was pounded into like no tomorrow. "Such a good boy taking my cock so well~" Mammon let out a loud moan when Barbatos hit his sweet spot. "Ooh~ looks like I found your sweet spot huh~" "Yes yes~! You did please~please keep hitting there!" Mr: I call white haired tanned men with big breasts Mommy grins. "Since you asked so nicely I'll do it~." Greedily Barbatos takes in all of his boyfriends moans as they filled the air. Oh did I forget about his hands silly me.
Barbatos's hands travel down to lovers chest, taking time to feel, touch, squeeze, and tease Mammon's breasts noting how soft yet firm they were. He leans down proceeding to lick and suck the right one while his left hand teases and squeezed the left one, all while still thrusting his hips at an inhuman paste. "Barb..barb plesse~ ugh~ I'm gonna~" selfishly...the stronger of the pair would slow down his movements causing the other to cry and beg. "No..no No you can't~ please~ barbs- please please let me cum~!" No response, instead just another set of slowing hips. "Nooo~! Daddy please please don't~ I need-" Mammon cuts himself off yet was already too late. "What did you just call Me?" "No-" "No..no say it...unless yo want to stop now and go home~" "NO! Daddy please~ please..please..I need your cum all of it~!fill me with it all every last drop~" no longer are the thrusts slowing down instead they speed up faster than they were before. Oh so cute! Not much longer did it take before Mammon's own resolve broke. His cum shooting out of his spasming penis covering the whole of his chest and a small amount of Barb's. Luckily our beloved demon of greed was not left alone. Instead he would revive his wish of thick gooey cum filling the whole of his inside. Yet Barbatos dud not stop thrusting.
"Barbs..Barbs..~ Why are you still~?" The question as cut off. "Who said we would be stopping~"
The pair would continue their beautiful love making in that theatre bathroom for a very long time.
Nsfw barbmon yum
Diamon angst??
Sorta kinda
Iβm gatekeeping the fact I drew them kissing, no one will see it til later or neverπππ
Edit: i am no longer hate keeping them missing
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He was kicked out :[
Diavolo:
Let me guess he teased Satan a little too much
WHEN THA HELL DID YA GET SO TALL!?!?!
@jiyi-jiyi we thought of tbis together πͺπ½
He trained for centuries for this very moment