the only thing I'm good at is running.

To be blunt, I wouldn’t mind some rubbage.

That can be arranged~

I'm surprised Albus isn't getting all mad at me for agreeing with testicles. 

Why was I born with such a self-indulgent penis.

I would enjoy some buttfucking.

To be blunt, I wouldn't mind some rubbage.

You’re looking good Lorcy-pup. Are we going on a date? Will we hook up with AJ and Albus? If so don’t forget to do your hair down here~

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

…. I don’t smoke near Albus, though.

Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me buddy.

-says nothing-

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

…. I don’t smoke near Albus, though.

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

.... I don't smoke near Albus, though.

-licks lips, still smiling- Oh, absolutely. 

............... -smirks-

CAUSE ONE DIRECTION PEOPLE FOLLOW ME AND CAN REBOOB DA SHET OUT OF IT RYT???

I really like his pe… him -shy smile- -bats lashes-