sauce a on my balls

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk

Addendum: none of them know what he looked like

Tony Hawk is a member.

everyone has fallen for “wow i feel so good i don’t think i need to be on meds anymore” at least once right. some of us do not learn our lessons too well so maybe dozens of times i guess

beautiful day to think about what you had and can no longer have

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

I had to get my kidneys imaged a few years ago and the urologist somewhat breathlessly told me "you have absolutely beautiful kidneys." and tbh I've never felt hotter.

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking