*Loghst*

being a life series fan has me yearning for shit called ‘the horse alliance’ 😭😭😭😭

scientists identified the real biblical hell and it turns out its an endless minecraft parkour map which you are forced to run while an AI voice reads out every thought you've ever had. forever. so we've got that to look forward to i guess.

scientists identified the real biblical hell and it turns out its an endless minecraft parkour map which you are forced to run while an AI voice reads out every thought you've ever had. forever. so we've got that to look forward to i guess.

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

horsey :3

Horsey!

great work everyone

you didnt do anything

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

@hedgehog-soul

have we tried biting people my liege

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

“what is he coping with?” the weight of the world on his gay shoulders