focus on me

I think the unspoken rules telling us that we shouldn’t get along are stupid! We’re all monsters, after all. I think they can be pretty great, like anyone else.

Once, @karinoelle told me they’d died and so she couldn’t go out with me. I thought it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard, mostly because it was so creative but also because if they ever died, I know I’d feel it in my soul. I can’t wait till we go on a date; if they were that hilarious rejecting me, I just know she’ll keep me in stitches the whole damn date.

They’re both great in different ways but if I had to pick just one to listen to from here on out, it’d be O.M.E.N. I think it’s cool to have such a classic band sound with unique instrumentation like the cello, and each of them plays their parts so well; they’ve really found their niche. Plus, when Original Sin play, I just keep waiting for them to toss their instruments aside and bone on stage, which is really really distracting.

It really depends on my mood! Sometimes I stay up late and get up early because I’m excited to be alive, and sometimes I go to bed early and sleep in until noon because I’m lazy. Time is a construct!

Hammerheads! All sharks are cool but that shark has such a weird head. You gotta wonder if he feels like the DUFF of the sharks.

I’ve hooked up with people for the wrong reasons, for sure, but getting into a relationship? Nah. I take that kind of thing seriously.

Of course I do, I love Christmas! I think my dream Christmas includes a shit ton of ice skating, loads of hot chocolate, and an impromtu snowball fight between the residents of my home lake and the nearby human village that ends in a gift exchange. Plus, I wouldn’t say no to a kiss or a hug under the mistletoe from @karinoelle.

I don’t exactly write it down on my calendar when it happens but at least once a month? And yeah, sure it is, and if it’s ever not, I either go out and find someone to do stuff with or take care of myself.

I don’t believe in hiding from anything, problems included.

Easy, peace amongst all humans and all monsters, the best sandwich I’ve ever had, and a date with @karinoelle.

I don’t believe in holding shit in. If I feel something, I express it.

Being @karinoelle. 

Oh So Quiet by Bjork.

Okay, in all honesty, no, I haven’t. My parents were kind of hard-asses about me not going up to the surface. I’ve met plenty of humans online though; I’m Internet friends with like a ton of them!

I’ve got a feeling that normies would be way more accepting of monsters in this day and age than we think they would be. Have you seen their movies? They love us! Or they’re at least more open-minded than they’ve been, their movies are all about strange people or fantastical creatures and far off worlds and they go nuts over it. You ever played their game DnD? It’s like they’re practicing being buds with monsters! And I for one think we should give them the opportunity. I’m positive that if we did, they wouldn’t disappoint us, but on the off chance they did? We could totally take them. I mean, let’s face it, we’re all pretty damn strong. It’d never come to that though, I’m sure.

Cosplay sex? Not that that’s that weird in the grand scheme of things but I’ve always wanted to wear the golden bikini from Star Wars, or really anything that makes shit more fun. 

He/they and pan!