_radar_

What a massive comeback...

Hey. Have you, by any chance, get whipped with a belt by your parents? Because I have (as an Asian myself).

DARLING HOLD MY HAND

Oh! Oh! Is that—wait—is that me? Like... another me?? Whoa—okay. This is a lot. A good kind of “a lot,” but still... a lot. Ahem. Sorry! Sorry, sorry, got a bit too excited there—other me! Haha. Wow, I’m doing the “talk too fast and forget to breathe” thing again. Classic. Uh... right, introductions. Which is weird ‘cause you already know me... but anyway—hi! I’m Radar! Obviously. You probably already knew that. Ugh. I’m saying everything wrong and now it’s awkward and I’m awkward and... stupid, stupid, stupid— ... OKAY! So! I have questions! You don’t have to answer them, obviously, like if it’s too much or weird or not your thing, but my brain made a list and now I have to get it out or it’ll drive me bananas. -Who are your closest friends? Like—actual close, not just “we talk sometimes.” Are you and Petra like... close? Same for Stella too! -Do you have a bunny? Please say yes. I just think that would be incredibly valid of you. -Are you still working for Stella? I intern for her! She's really specific about everything being color-coded but like, in a comforting way? -Do you love, love, LOVE cookies? Like, in a “dangerously hyperfixated” kind of way? -How old are you? I KNOW that’s a weird question, I’m so sorry, but I’m 18 (turning 19!!) and I just wonder if I’m talking to future-me or past-me or alternate-me... -Oh! Do you speak Chinese? I’ve been practicing! Okay okay look; 汝好! 汝好否?  你好！你好吗？  你好！你怎麼樣？ There are so many ways to say hello and I love that. -Also—what’s your universe like? Is it sparkly? Or gloomy? Or just... normal? ... Sorry, that was probably a lot. Too many questions. Too many words. I do that. Sometimes I try to stop and then my mouth keeps going anyway. Uhm. Yeah.

I thought you liked Maths a lot.

"A bit" is not on my bingo card.

Do you like mathematics? You seem to look like a mathematician.

Radar! My favorite intern!! Hi!!

You do look like one :3

Hello!!!

Don't worry. We got your back. You will not drown when you have us, mayor :]

Don't worry, me and my team will be your guide, even though you cannot swim :]

Don't worry Radar, I can't swim either.

Summer is here, baby! The great way to enjoy summer is none other than Scuba Diving as Vacation! :D

Ayo Radar buddyyyyy