Sydney Queer

Oh so I open this app in bed with a boner and it’s just text posts and random pictures of European cities but when I’m clocked in and I open this app I see hairy man ass and pole and so much gay porn

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

Where are you finding these men?