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I think it's funny how OBVIOUSLY insecure ult dirk is like. Like. Al barely has to DO anything before Ult Dirk is seething and reduced to "fuck you bitch!!!" He's so fucking lame. "Haha I am the Puppeteer... I am the Necessary Evil... my machinations..." "there was a spelling mistake here" "FUCK YOU I HATE YOU WE CANT ALL HAVE BETA READERS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM NOT LONELY" like. Man you WISH you were Caliborn. Yes Caliborn goes "FUCK YOU BITCH" but also is able to hit Calliope where it hurts like. They are such menaces to each other and ult dirk will never ever match their freak
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Has anyone ever designed an Ultimate Jade, Jane, or Troll?
Dirk, Dave, and Rose exist. I've seen Ultimate Jake, Roxy, and John (from this person https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/s/D4uDZOUfYC), and even an Aradia, who I guess is the one Troll I've seen. Seriously wondering if these are out there, especially the Jade, since I am writing a sort of fanfic involving that.
Edit:
My idea for her is, and I quote (link inserted haphazardly, it's a clean text insert link in the doc):
"Jade would transform in a flash of green light, emerging with her hair regrown longer than ever (plus the streaks of white (and dog tail) fanart occasionally depicts her with), her hood gone in exchange for a witch’s hat (https://www.tumblr.com/meraki-sunset/699653830534643712/happy-halloween-the-witchs), the underside/inside of her skirt, sleeves, and the hat turning green, and her Prospit moon symbol in white in place of her Space symbol; she would have become her Ultimate Self."
Original was in Chinese but I plugged it into Google translate:
When Napoleon secretly tried on Josephine’s bras, he discovered—to his surprise—that there was no empty space.
Everyone knows of the French army's glory during the Imperial era, yet the truth hidden beneath that facade is truly astonishing.
Napoleon’s breasts—much like those of a woman who had just given birth—secreted milk; consuming it could strengthen the body and render one immune to all poisons. Napoleon was keenly aware that his mission was not merely to restore the glory of France, but to nurse millions of French sons. Veteran "Napoleologists" refer to this fluid as "Nap-juice" and regard it as the most taboo chapter in European history. The Emperor’s personal sacrifice was undoubtedly immense in the making of the Empire’s success; Napoleon would secretly cinch a tight bodice to compress those ample breasts, painstakingly squeezing out every drop of milk to knead into the army’s ration bread. Yet, the glory purchased by such physical depletion ultimately crumbled amidst the frozen wastes of the North; when the Empire collapsed, not a single drop of that precious nectar remained to be wrung from the Emperor’s bosom.
If a day should come when the battlefield is no longer choked with the acrid smoke of gunpowder, but instead steeped in the milky fragrance of Napoleon’s essence, then the French—under Napoleon’s command—will once again achieve a victory of unprecedented scale. It turns out that the central color of the Tricolour does not symbolize the white flag of surrender, but rather stands as a heartfelt tribute and a burning, passionate longing for the Emperor’s own milk.
Legend has it that Pope Pius VII was willing to humble himself—tacitly consenting to the coronation of this down-and-out Corsican noble as Emperor—solely to obtain a cup of this "saintly" fluid. Whenever the old man knelt at the Emperor’s feet, looking up to suckle the Nap-juice, and a milky burp escaped his lips, he would silently recall how his own mother had once patted his back in the gentle breeze of a twilight long past.
^og was also posted with this image for a visual reference
If you were the one writing Homestuck, how would you (if you had to) make one of the human Kids a villain?
This is an interesting query that was posed to me while I was talking about Jane's turn to evil; that in the original comic, only aliens were allowed to be evil, says the commenter. My reply was, I think, the best counterpoint:
A Kid, by necessity, has a minimum of 5 people (discounting aliens, which fluctuate based on the Kid) who would mourn them: two children or parents, and three characters they are introduced alongside, must have a functional enough relationship with to be introduced in a set and having dynamics with, and who would have to be betrayed by their tuen to evil. That's a lot of distinct character growth/grappling to have to fit into the comic *after* the betrayal.
So, this would clearly be a difficult task. But, if you *had* to make a Kid turn heel permanently as part of the original plot of Homestuck:
I started writing this in the tags, but then it got out of hand.
I think John would make a fascinating heel turn. He’s been so tormented by the machinations of homestuck as a whole that I think he has a compelling motivation to go “NO. I’m keeping all of you here and NOTHING is happening to any of you. Enough people have been lost! No more!” And basically trap everyone in an isolated bubble where nothing painful ever happens - sort of like the Candy timeline, but even more insulated. It’s insulated from loss, not from relevance.
Unlike Dirk or calliope, John wouldn’t control the narrative by controlling the characters. He would control via retcon, sort of like Maruki’s world in persona 5 royal - and sort of like Groundhog Day.
I just don’t know that he’s really had time to sort through his grief - for his dad, for the people from his original (pre-retcon) timeline… how do you go to therapy for that when the only one remotely qualified is someone you watched die in a wiped-over world that she doesn’t even remember? Eesh.
He acts out of love and out of a desire to protect everyone. He only ever thinks he wants the best for those around him. He thinks this is a selfless endeavor. At the same time, he holds himself at an arm’s length from everyone, too scared to properly get attached.
Dave, Rose, and Jade are probably the most emotionally hurt by this. Dave is reminded of his time loops, because he’s ever so slightly aware whenever something gets retconned. Only barely. It reminds him of the dead Daves. He hates it, but he shuts down and can’t bring himself to do much about it because he figures that, just like the loops, this is how it has to be.
Rose abhors it. Her vision is useless. She’ll see something coming, and then the next moment it will change to something completely different. She turns her back on John and can’t believe what he’s doing. She tries once to relate to Dave - to try and find a friend in this, as she too is aware of when things are changing, but his refusal to be pissed at John infuriates Rose, and they are tense with each other after that.
Jade is hurt to see John abusing his power like this. She has lost a lot through the game as well - not as many people, but she’s lost so much more of herself and has had to reinvent herself as the game has gone on. She understands that John wants people to be safe and happy, but she tries to convince him that it wouldn’t be better if the game had never happened - then she wouldn’t get to be with her friends, they wouldn’t get to all hang out, they would still be stuck on a world that was doomed. And she understands how lonely he must truly feel. She tries to relate to him and tries to talk John out of everything he’s doing, but it doesn’t work.
Sollux is the only one who’s actually fine with it. “It’s just like resetting if you flub a perfect run, right?”
Vriska is also pissed off, mostly because she sees John’s actions as weak and cowardly. She doesn’t get as much of a main role for a while, but with John’s retcon powers she basically gets to helltier in real time in the real world. Hooray for her, sorry for everyone else. Once she gets herself a bit more figured out, she chats a lot more with Terezi and decides that it’s time for an intervention.
Ultimately it’s Terezi (with the advice of Rose and the backing of Jade) who slaps some sense into John. She agreed with John at the start of all of this, and has been his one actual friend through all of this. But as time goes on, she sees how John is using retcons as an escape, just like she’s tried to escape her problems in the past. She, Terezi, Rose, Karkat, and Jade work together to try to talk some sense into John. When that doesn’t work (and gets retconned into never having happened), they decide to attack him head-on. When that doesn’t work (and they get retconned to never having gone to see John that day), they realize that the reason they can never manage to go talk to him must be because it doesn’t go well. They decide on an ambush. They freeze him in place and Karkat forces him to remain solid. They stop him from retconning anything and hold him there for about a month so he can see that the world won’t fall apart without his intervention.
After that he begins the long journey to processing his grief and apologizing for everything he’s done, starting by going to a Psychological Mentor for some long-overdue therapy.
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