i’ve decided to post my ongoing dnd campaign narrative to AO3. you can follow along here. i’ll update weekly.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65506747/chapters/168618109
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i’ve decided to post my ongoing dnd campaign narrative to AO3. you can follow along here. i’ll update weekly.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65506747/chapters/168618109

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writing tip #4242:
write your plot outline in myserious fucking riddles so you really have to work to figure out what your plan was
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter.
This is such a wild story like holy shit dude
“let it be known that homosexuals are not cowards” 🤝 “a faggot is doing this to them”
Holy fuck I just read this whole damn article and it is G R I P P I N G. I strongly recommend giving it a read if you get a chance
That elderly couple who volunteers at the soup kitchen after church on Sundays and attends every town hall meeting has done more community direct action than 99% of internet leftists 🤷🏽♀️
#lol this post is stupid spup kitchens were created by the gov after they literally destroyed black radical organizers lives#and since when does going to a town hall meeting and working within the system help anybody in any significant way
100% agree homeless people should just starve and dumpster dive till le epic revolution happens!
and for sure local politics is so stupid it only handles dumb things like your schoolboard, judges, infrastructure, and rent laws! now tweets? Thats where the real work happens!
Local activism stopped garbage collection from being privatized in my hometown and local activism is what defunds the police and keeps libraries and community gardens open and gets done most of the things people waiting around for a revolution claim they want. The weird former hippie suburban wine moms donating bags of quinoa chips and money to the food pantry I go to sometimes have done more for me materially then any defeatist political rant on tumblr ever has.
#local politics#so many people saying local elections won’t do anything for police brutality#when a lot of places in the US elect their sherrif!#and judges!#and all the other people in charge of the police!#but no I’m just a filthy moderate for suggesting we use EVERY tool at our disposal to improve the state of things (tags via @sofiadragon)
My spouse goes to every single school meeting they host, and often is the only person to show up. When the school was debating putting The Ten Commandments in every school room, they held a meeting about it. Guess who was the only parent to be at that meeting? Guess who voted “no”? Guess what the school released as a memo after the meeting? (“Due to popular vote we will not be hanging religious writings in our school rooms.”) And this is just the only time I can prove his vote was the deciding factor in policy change, I know he’s probably swayed more changes (or prevented changes), like taking books from the library or imposing collective punishments on students or letting cops run around inside the building. Because he always shows up.
Go to your local meetings. Vote in the small elections. You will see direct, real change in your world.
most braindead fanbase on planet earth lmao
So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.
oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity
this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it
they routed the project and such that it's close to an actual Bronze Age burial site btw. so they're possibly disturbing REAL graves in order to not "disturb" a fictional character's "grave"

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Thats crazy dude mind if i join you
such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style
huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while
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this is why one of my favorite all-time paintings is Ship in Stormy Seas by Ivan Aivazovsky... he was really onto something there
a close up to just... light shining through those waves, makes me feel faint with exhilaration every time
THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!
Ivan Aivazovsky could paint glowing water. One of the GOATs for sure.
These are lovely. I love teal, it's my favorite color. It's the color of the water in Tahiti.
You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
God this makes me think of this screenshot:
"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.
minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"
Let my tribulations haunt your thoughts 🙏

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Now would be a good time for everyone to understand how the US dollar hegemony works, and how oil was leveraged to turn the dollar into a weapon. Here, it goes like this:
1. The United States creates dollars, which costs them essentially nothing.
2. Over time, US military power compelled the biggest oil producers (starting with Saudi Arabia in 1974) to trade exclusively in dollars.
3. When a company needs oil, it needs dollars to buy it. You can obtain dollars in a number of ways: you can take a loan or you can sell shoes to the US or teacups to Europe. Notice that the factory has to ship actual shoes to the US or to third markets in order to obtain, basically, a bookkeeping entry that took the US microseconds to create.
4. The oil company receives the shoe factory's dollars in exchange for oil. It invests these dollars into US treasury bonds or securities, which is really the only sensible thing they can do --cash deprecates in value over time, and there are virtually no other risk-free places to park your billions of dollars worth of oil earnings.
5. The US puts part of the investment it received into military use, so that it can keep anyone who would dare to detach from this dollar hegemony in check. The rest goes to enrich the US. Return to step 1.
Note that this mechanism is essentially an obfuscated tax on the rest of the world. An Iranian shoe factory has to obtain dollars if it wants to buy oil, and the oil company is incentivized to store its dollars in the US treasury. This means that part of the value that foreign capitalists would otherwise pocket actually ends up in the United States.
To obtain a million dollars, the US government pushes a button; to obtain the same million a Bangladeshi factory has to sew 500 000 T-shirts.
Because the oil bill comes in dollars and the only deep, liquid, politically safe asset is a US Treasury bond, value flows to Wall Street.
In other words: The US creates money, manufactures a need for everyone to hold some of that money, and then incentivizes them to return that money to the US.
The petrodollar was only ever the beginning. Many things are gated behind the dollar: Shipping, aviation, SWIFT transactions, etc. Everyone needs dollars; if you can't get any you're going to struggle in the global capitalist economy. This is why the US gets to create seemingly endless dollars and have them still hold value, it's why the US can bend anyone reliant on the dollar to their will via sanctions; the dollar itself acts as a weapon. Of course, the status quo is maintained at gunpoint, and the dollar's value is ultimately backed by US military might. The United States exports death.
Because of all of this, the US has an enormous material incentive to keep oil flowing, to keep its military spending high, and to topple any and all projects that would endanger this system. To stop the flow of unequal exchange, to stop the coercive taxation over the rest of the world, would be to destabilize the US empire. Anyone who would provide an alternative must necessarily be seen as an adversary.
Want to nationalize your oil? Want to deal in another currency? Are you another military superpower? No? Too bad, here's one million drone strikes and a new *democratic* government for you.
This is why shifting to renewables has been such a struggle in the west, this is why the planet is warming, this is why the US is engaged in endless wars, this is why most of the world is poor, this is why millions have died. This is imperialism and it must be dismantled.
Following up on that post about slavery in Ancient Rome, if you’re ever wondering why, for instance, Rome kept launching wars in Parthia and Germanía, there are multiple reasons, especially pride once the people of both regions had defeated them, but more than anything it was access to more slaves. The soldiers and civilians captured in these wars were the primary source of slaves other than those born into slavery. The entire project of the Roman Empire only truly makes sense when you comprehend the degree to which it was economically reliant of mass slave labor, particularly in its mines, on its farms, and in its mills and bakeries. The grain dole, the famous Roman welfare program which guaranteed grain for its poorest (free) people was in large part propped up by slave labor
Child sex slavery was also rampant. Part of the Roman obsession with always being the penetrating, masculine man in sex between two men led to a bias towards younger boys, and that’s on top of the already massive trade of enslaved girls forced into sex slavery. I remember reading a collection of Saturnalia epigrams (hypothetical tags you could put on holiday gifts to friends) by the Roman poet Martial that casually mentioned gifting someone a young sex slave from Cadiz. And that’s just off the top of my head. It was everywhere, and it was seen as completely normal
#I was curious about the 1/3 people being slaves figure #and how it compared to the US in 1860 #according to a google search #the percentage of enslaved people in the total us population was 12.6% #so just slightly over 1/10 people were enslaved in the US during the height of slavery #so every third person being a slave in ancient rome is truly bonkers #obviously every tenth person is extremely appalling but i was just curious #how the two compared... #this info might be wrong tho so if anyone has better stats lmk
-tags by @mikumiotics
So I talked to prev about this a bunch in dms cause this prompted me to go a bit more in depth in my comparison, so I’m going to add some of what we talked about to this post.
None of this is to absolve the northern US during slavery, but you cannot really consider the proportion of enslaved people in the US without focusing on the South specifically because there were very few enslaved people in the North during the peak of slavery and it was generally more populous, so it heavily skews statistics. At the peak of slavery, 40% of all people in the US South were enslaved. In Mississippi, a state with an even more entrenched slave economy than somewhere like Virginia, the figure is closer to 55%.
This led me to talking about Haiti, where, before the revolution, about 90% of the population was enslaved, and that figure would be even higher if not for the fact that about half of all enslaved Africans kidnapped to Haiti died of yellow fever within their first year there.
So much of human history has been founded upon inconceivable amounts of enslaved bodies, and it’s still happening today. The US largely outsources its slavery to the imperial periphery, so it’s difficult to make direct comparisons of enslaved vs free inhabitants, though enslaved prisoners still account for about 1 in every 200 people in the US. For an example of a state where slavery is more prevalent domestically, 60% of the UAE’s population are South Asian immigrants, but they comprise 95% of the workforce and most of them work in conditions that are effectively slavery.
At some point I’m going to put together a more thorough version of this post with sources but that’ll probably take a while longer. I encourage those reading this to do research into the subject themselves as well, it’s harrowing but essential to understand
I know that Ea-nasir is like a meme these days but it is wild that we have complaint letters from 1750 BC. That's over three thousand years before the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam".
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I have returned to home from thespian state festival 🥹
I’m so tired we were there for 6 days and I think I sprained my ankle but I persist
This is a screenshot redraw where Miles was staring at Julian’s lips while he was yapping and then looks up at him like this. What. What the hell. Why would they do that. IM GONNA SHAKE THEM

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Harvey Dent a man with two halves that seek to subsume each other sitting across the table from Brucie Wayne a man whose two halves never ever touch is this anything