Take a walk on the wild side

It’s always awkward when exes try and talk to you. Like come on, I’ve moved on from that part of my life, please don’t try and weasel your way back in. I’ve never understood what they think they’re gonna gain from it either. 

Exactly. Like what part of me not talking to you for the last few months made you think that I wanted to hear from you again? It’s annoying.

Do you wanna talk about it? Even if it was ages ago, it can help to talk it through.

Men never get the signs the first thousand times, so I have no idea why they will the next thousand times.  I know the feeling I had an ex do that to me and I was so confused on what made him think I was better off with him.  Is this ex a friend or what exactly? 

I feel like I drink way too much Cherry Cola.

That can be annoying for sure. But, some people do some really crazy things for love.

JACK: so on a scale of 1-10 how bad would it be if i applied to work part-time at the hooters down the street from the house in la

Don’t you just hate it when you make plans with someone a week in advance and they still cancel on you? S’the worst.

And they cancel about five minutes before? Yes. Like you had all week, don’t make me into a bitch for wanting you to stick to our plans when you had plenty of time to change your mind and tell me.

Watching the Dragon’s Den and some people shouldn’t make the things they talk about, like no.

Never heard of it, to be honest. What is that?

I’m sitting in front of a fan in my underwear eating chocolate pretzels. Is there really any other way to spend a day in Hawaii? No, the answer is no. Is anyone going clubbing though? If so, take me with youuuu.

I don’t think so. That sounds like the perfect way to spend a day in the Aloha state. I didn’t have plans to but I wouldn’t mind clubbing. Might be fun.

I’ve been inside ever since we got here and I’m not even sorry? I need help.

I don’t know what’s worse, how long that flight felt or the fact that we just got home right now. I can’t even feel my face, I’m so exhausted. But–, woooooo, Hawaii later. I need a nap, or a tea. No, I need both. Good morning, where’s the ‘welcome back’ banner? I’m disappointed.