furby lord

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

HHhHHhHHhHh

the new saying is “lactose the intolerant” lmao

Just to let you all know this “trend” was first started by a Muslim South Asian man throwing his milkshake on Tommy Robinson when being harrassed and interrogated by him and his supporters, even when he said he did not want to answer any questions, and the video went viral. However, not giving acknowledgement to the minorities in Britain who very much face harsher backlash for doing things like this, and seeing your actions turn into a trend for white Brits to take on as their thing, is not surprising to say the least.

the fact that i wasnt born with wings so i can propel into the sky just to freefall and extend my wings at the last second to fly mere feet above the ground is homophobic

Instead of asking guests if they want tea or something to drink I just make it and hand them the mug and stare them down until they drink it

But how do you know what they want to eat?

They Will Consume What They’re Given

My uncle is allergic to honey and his friend nearly killed him because he did this. If you don’t know 100% that what your giving to someone will not cause a reaction you should ask.

They Will Be Given Hot Water and They Will Like it

what if it burn em tho

THEY WILL BE GIVEN A MUG TO HOLD

Skyrim

*hits you with car* “sorry”

*gets hit by a car* “sorry”

He wanted to make sure you saw it!

this seems like a spectacularly bad idea considering you started off talking about how he headbutts your foot

Something tells me that this wont end well for your ankles but I applaud your disaster decisions anyway

Training for him to stab people or training for you to dodge?

Yes. 

@roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

Thank you for preparing him for me. He shall join my army soon. We will remember you as we overthrow the human race

this reminds of these kids I used to nanny. the eldest (8 at the time) taught me how to play chess with this set. I remember him going over the pieces and stated that Luigi was the queen and he, no joke, said “because he’s the nicest and you have to protect someone like that” that has always stuck in my head whenever I see Luigi now

I’m dying this is wonderful.