This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

This is the most existential comedy to ever grace this world.

Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off

All I do is drink coffee and say bad words

BIG MOOD: me + you + a cabin in the mountains, sitting in the hot tub, drink in hand, not a care in the world

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

Oh, that horse is like “trot trot trot, my human has gotten ahead of me! ZOOM! trot trot” and going around to look to look at things. The dog is just living for this!

This is the life I want to live

Don’t let anyone manipulate you with their words into believing that they care about you. If you don’t feel that shit, then it isn’t there.

This is so aesthetically satisfying.