Wake Up. Starve. Repeat.

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

I would like to go to the seaside and just sit quietly

Idk if I’m having an epiphany or a psychotic break which is to say it’s Sunday.

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

EFFORT IS SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

I dont have tumblr sorry

2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I've dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be