Child With A Drinking Permit

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

elephant is actually spinach for "the ephant" but that's not true

HOW

IF YOU READ MY STORIES HOT PEOPLE WILL DATE YOU AND YOUR PARENTS WILL RESPECT YOU (BUT IN AN UNDERSTATED WAY THAT DOESN'T EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS) AND YOU WILL GET THAT GENIUS REVELATION THAT LETS YOU MAKE A FORTUNE OFF VERY DEFINITELY NOT SCAMMY INVESTMENTS

IGNORE THAT SCREENSHOT, IT ABSOLUTELY WORKED FOR ME! I HAVE AN UNDESERVEDLY HOT SOON-TO-BE WIFE AND MY PARENTS LIKE ME AND THINK I AM DOING GOOD (proudness factor was not evaluated before posting). I ALSO MAKE GOOD MOENY OFF OF THE OLDEST SCAMS ON EARTH (being on tumblr at work)! YOU SHOULD READ DERINS STORIES! THEY ARE NORMAL AND NOURISHING!

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

How did that evolve into there is a brother in my drink

brother is a nicholasname for bro

there's a LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER in my drink

NO

OHMYGOD

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

THIS IS A F***ING BOP JESUS

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵