the ballad of big nothing

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

so would any man in the world hes not special

noo

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

Bro they fuckin snitched on us 

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

society rests on the back of farmers but people are still like “ok farmers are evil they beat their animals for fun, put antibiotics and pesticides into everything for no reason out of spite, waste food for fun, personally want me to die from ~insert chemical~, and r are single-handedly responsible for the climate crisis. oh also theyre all uneducated dumb rednecks” like okay

I will NEVER not reblog the 3500 year old gummy bear