Continuation to my road trip HC. Loiink here
No matter how many hotel rooms and permutations/combinations you think you can work out, Wilford will enter a hotel room he shouldn’t have access to
Anti swapped the keycards
The good news is Google and Anti identified and disconnected all of the hidden cameras and microphones
why are there hidden cameras? I thought this was a 4-star hotel?
“Dang, that was my hidden camera from last year”
you insisted on cleaning everything before touching anything so everybody had to wait in the hall for an hour
coordination problem with the bathroom? Nah, it’s coordination problem with the toiletries
“Dark, I thought you were going to bring the purple shampoo”
“I thought you were going to bring it, I brought the curly hair mousse.”
Staining the towels red, green, pink, blue
The Host brought everything but didn’t tell anybody
Google found out the hard way he can’t recharge with the hotel outlets nor the wifi
He hacked some poor sod’s hotspot from the next room over
Anti took the whole bed and kicked
The Host slept in the closet
your bed so happened to have a mirror directly above you and sure, it’s all fancy schmancy interior design but
you awkwardly stared at your reflection with all of The Bois ™️ around you in various position of sleep
I don’t know who sleeps upside down but it’s not me
Everybody thought Dark was a total drama queen for bringing a changing screen but look who’s laughing now
“No, you can’t use mine. Get your own”
the screams in the bathroom when you pull back the curtains and find Wilf on the other side
google used up all of the hot water
“Howw????? Aren’t you an android????”
The Host used up all of the hotel ice
to this day, nobody knows what he used it for
Dark found one of his neckties dangling from the sprinkler system
He refused to ask for help getting it down
the one time Google was locked out of the room and pinged everybody’s phone nonstop
the other time Dark was locked out of the room and tried to warp his way in, crashed into Anti on his way out, woke everybody up
Dark packed a black hole, Wilf released it, you tried to save everything for the sake of property damage, Google tried to close it, Anti tried to defenestrate Dark into it, Dark tried to drag Anti down with him, The Host narrates everything
The stuff you find at a hotel!
Free breakfast on the top floor! Neat, a conveyer belt for toasting bread! It’s stuck on the other side… Google burnt his hand and cursed at a couple appliances
he brought the cotton candy machine to life
Anti triggered some poor sod’s allergy because he cross-contaminated the tongs
he also triggered Host’s fight-or-flight because he ate something spicy
”aw but what else did you expect from a buffet?”
Dark miffed the coffee is arabica and desperately needs his robusta
you found preserved plum but no lemon-lime soda…
Wilf hijacked the kitchen
He drank the soy sauce straight from the bottle
right when you got a bowl of congee
Anti stole the big steak/ham carving knife
Host secured a table for everybody but nobody came
Wilf broke the cotton candy machine from clogging it
… the cotton candy machine was meant for dinner time— how did you even
“WHO ADDED CEREAL TO MY ROBUSTA COFFEE?”
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