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December 17, 2019 (Tuesday)
Today, pressure mounted on Trump over impeachment and Russia, and he cracked.
The day started with a letter from 700 historiansānow more than 1500āsaying āIt is our considered judgment that if President Trumpās misconduct does not rise to the level of impeachment, then virtually nothing does.ā
Then an op-ed in the New York Times by Republican heavy-hitters, including lawyer George Conway and former GOP strategist Steve Schmidt, attacked Trumpās ācrimes, corruption, and corrosive nature.ā Afraid of āthe Republicansā flirtation with authoritarianism,ā they wrote: āMr. Trump and his enablers have abandoned conservatism and longstanding Republican principles and replaced it with Trumpism, an empty faith led by a bogus prophet.ā āAs Americans, we must stem the damage he and his followers are doing to the rule of law, the Constitution and the American character.ā
They announced the formation of the āLincoln Projectā a superPAC designed to turn swing state voters against Trump and pro-Trump candidates, even if it means losing the Senate. Reports say their war chest already has millions of dollars.
Trumpās people sneered at this āpathetic little club of irrelevant and faux āRepublicans,ā who are upset that theyāve lost all of their power and influence inside the Republican Party,ā but I think theyāre worried, and they should be. The Republican Party is long overdue for exactly this split, which it has made twice before. Once that split gave us Dwight Eisenhower, and once it gave us Theodore Roosevelt, for whom the new superPAC was originally named.
The news kept coming. We knew that Giuliani associate Lev Parnas had concealed from the government $1 million he had received from an account in Russia. Today, US prosecutors told a judge that the source of that money was Dmytro Firtash, a corrupt Ukrainian oligarch associated with the Russian mob. The money went to the account of Parnasās wife, Svetlana Parnas.
This means that Firtash was paying Parnas, and Parnas was paying Giuliani, who was working for Trump for free. This ties Trump to Russian mobsters.
Also, Devin Nunes, the Ranking Member of the House Intelligence Committee, tried to sidestep the issue of his own calls with Parnas by saying: āI got a call from a number that was Parnasās wifeā¦.ā
And there is yet more evidence that Russia is part of the Ukraine scandal. A social media analysis firm has traced false posts about US ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch, amplified by reporter John Solomon at The Hill, to Russia. Images of a ādo not prosecuteā list, which were entirely fabricated, originated in Russia. They were used to get her removed from her post.
All this, while Republican Senators have opened an investigation into the discredited argument that Ukraine interfered in the 2016 US election and into the Bidens. Their investigatoin focuses on the unsubstantiated claims of Andrii Telizhenko, a former staffer at Ukraineās embassy in Washington, who says the Democratic National Committee colluded with the Ukrainian government in 2016. (He has produced no evidence, but says he will share documents for the impeachment trial.) Democratic Senators Dianne Feinstein from the Committee on the Judiciary, Gary C. Peters from the Committee on Homeland Security, and Ron Wyden from the Committee on Finance wrote a letter to the Republican chairs of their committees noting that their investigation was the same one Trump had tried to pressure Volodymyr Zelensky into announcing. It accused them of advancing Russian disinformation that would interfere with the 2020 election, and it reminded them that, if they persisted, they must share any evidence they were using, that is, to show they had cause to investigate and were not simply giving Trump his investigation announcement.
Tonight Pence got dragged in again, when House Intelligence Committee chair Adam Schiff wrote to the Vice President to warn that classified witness testimony indicated that Pence might have deliberately misled the committee about his own conversations with Zelensky. (Early on, Trump told reporters that his own call with Zelensky was no different than Penceās.) That Schiff dropped this news today suggests he is deliberately applying pressure.
But the presidentās machinations in Ukraine have not stopped. Tonight we learned that Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has recalled the acting US ambassador to Ukraine, William Taylor, who testified about the administrationās effort to pressure Ukraine president Zelensky into announcing an investigation into the Bidens. His text, āAs I said on the phone, I think itās crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign,ā was a big deal in the impeachment hearings. And Guiliani continues to boast that his ongoing investigations will help Trumpās reelection.
While all this was going on, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell refused to allow any witnesses in the Senate impeachment trial. Minority leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) asked: āWhy is the president so afraid of having these witnesses come testify?ā Good question. A Washington Post/ ABC News poll showed that 71% of Americans think that Trump should allow his top aides to testify, and that 53% of Americans disapprove of Trump while only 39% approve. If only four Senate Republicans break ranks, they could force McConnell to allow testimony.
Talk that first-term Democrats in red districts might vote against impeachment ended today with Jared Goldenās (D-ME) announcement that he would support one of the two articles. Right now, it looks like only two House Democrats will vote no: First-year Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey, who has announced he is switching parties (most of his staff has resigned in protest), and Collin Peterson (D-MN) whose district Trump won by 30 points. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) is also a cypher.
Tonight, protesters turned out across the nation to call for impeachment and a fair trial.
All this pressure led to todayās biggest news. This afternoon, Trump published a letter to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, copied to both the Senate and the House of Representatives, āfor the purpose of history and to put my thoughts on a permanent and indelible record.ā
He wrote the letter with Legislative Affairs Director Eric Ueland, Stephen Miller, and Michael Williams, an advisor to acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, permitting his lawyers to review it only after it was written. It was a six-page single-spaced unhinged rant that echoed his tweets and conspiracy theories. It began by sneering at Pelosiās statement that she prays for the president and ends just after: āPerhaps most insulting of all is your false display of solemnity. You apparently have so little respect for the American People that you expect them to believe that you are approaching this impeachment somberly, reservedly, and reluctantly. No intelligent person believes what you are saying.ā In between is a litany of all the wrongs Trump feels he has endured, including that āmore due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials.ā
Normally, Trumpās performances are designed for his base, but this is a raw roar of anger. His base is not going to read six single-spaced pages, and if they do, even they will find it embarrassing and sad, the fury of a man who sees that he is losing control of a situation.
Later tonight, Pelosi sent a short, serious letter to her caucus. She needled Trump with a comment about this āvery prayerful moment in our nationās history,ā but also emphasized that āOur constituents look to us to be respectful of the Constitution and Defenders of our Democracy, and to proceed in a manner worthy of our oath of office to support and defend the Constitution of the United States.ā
Tomorrowās schedule for the House of Representatives is historic. It reads: āH.Res. 755āimpeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.ā
From political historian Heather Cox Richardson:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2103169549827100&id=241446929332714
December 17, 2019 (Tuesday) Today, pressure mounted on Trump over impeachment and Russia, and he cracked. The day started with a letter fr
From political historian Heather Cox Richardson
December 16, 2019 (Monday)
There are four big stories for today. Three add up to a single narrative of Trump and his Republican Party in trouble and desperate to stay in power. The fourthāthe Washington Postās crucially important story about the 18-year war in Afghanistanāis just tragic.
Trumpās lawyer, and apparently fixer, Rudy Giuliani has been in the news again, first because his ādocumentaryā on the pro-Trump One America News Network accusing Ukraine of interfering in the 2016 elections and attacking the Bidens has played on state television in Russia; and second because investigations into his business dealings show how Trump has been remaking our government along the lines of an oligarchy in which powerful men work to please him in exchange for government favors.
On December 9, Josh Kovensky at TalkingPointsMemo revealed how Giuliani was working with Ukrainian oligarchs for access to the president. In the Washington Post today, David Ignatius detailed how Giuliani became the man to see for access to Trump. Foreigners in trouble with the law in America hired Giuliani for huge sums of money to pilot their cases into safer waters; businessmen in Ukraine eager to make corrupt deals in the natural gas industry hired Giuliani to get rid of anti-corruption figures like U.S. Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch. Casey Michel at the New Republic has a similar story today, in which a Ukrainian oligarch offered dirt on Biden in exchange for getting US charges of money laundering against him dropped. (He allegedly used shell companies and real estate purchases to launder hundreds of millions of dollars in the US.)
There were suggestions a few weeks ago that Trump might throw Giuliani under the bus, but the opposite has happened. Trump has hosted Giuliani at the White House as recently as last Friday, and a Wall Street Journal article describes Trump talking to Giuliani as soon as he got back from his recent Ukraine trip. According to Giuliani, Trump asked āWhat did you get?ā and Giuliani answered āMore than you can imagine.ā A New Yorker article by Adam Entous quotes Giuliani as saying that he had, indeed, torpedoed US Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch ābecause
I believed that I needed Yovanovitch out of the way. She was going to make the investigations difficult for everybody.ā (This is a major concession.) And today, Trump praised Giuliani as āa great person who loves our country and he does this out of love.ā
This sort of oligarchic system, in which rich men evade the law by cozying up to the nationās leader, is what Republican leaders are now stuck trying to defend. As expected, last nightās letter from Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has boxed Republicans into a corner. Schumerās requests were based on rules the Republicans set during Bill Clintonās impeachment, and his request for fact witnesses and documents was kind of a no-brainer.
So Republicans today have floated the idea that the Senate is simply a jury and that the place for pursuing facts was in the House. If the Democrats missed that opportunity itās not the Senateās problem. Law professor and former US Acting Solicitor General Neal Katyal said āThe technical legal term to describe this argument is⦠dumb. It would mean prosecutors could never introduce testimony or evidence that wasnāt presented to the grand jury. McConnell should just say what is really motivating him: he is scared silly of what the witnesses will say.ā [I cleaned up the punctuation in Katyal's tweet.]
Democrats are talking about passing the articles of impeachment but then simply holding onto them, leaving Trump impeached but not exonerated. This would keep the Senate from whitewashing the Ukraine scandal. It would also drive Trump nuts. Weāll see how that plays out.
The Republicans are doubling down on Trump in part because he has solidified his hold on the Republican Party by alienating everyone else. Todayās Republican leaders know they cannot win in a free and fair vote, so they are working to purge Democrats from voter rolls.
On Friday, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution revealed that last yearās poll closures in Georgia prevented between 54,000 and 85,000 voters, primarily Democrats, from casting ballots. In last yearās governorās race, Democrat Stacey Abrams lost to Georgiaās Secretary of State, Republican Brian Kemp, who oversaw the voting procedures. (Kemp was also the only state election official to refuse help from the Department of Homeland Security to protect against Russian cyberattacks in 2016, and when election observers sued to examine the insecure servers for signs of a breach, technicians wiped the servers clean and, two months later, also wiped clean the backup servers.) Abrams lost by just over 50,000 votes. She refused to concede the race, acknowledging that Kemp had won, but maintaining that the election had been tainted.
Today, a federal judge in Georgia permitted Georgia to purge more than 313,000 voters, about 4% of the stateās total. Fair Fight, an organization Abrams started to fight voter suppression, asked for an emergency hearing hours before the purge was due to begin. The judge has scheduled the hearing, but is permitting the purge to start with the expectation that people culled from the rolls unjustly can be quickly reinstated.
Georgiaās voter purge looks much like what we saw happen on Friday in Wisconsin. In a victory for Republicans, Judge Paul Malloy ordered a purge of more than 234,000 voters from the rolls in Wisconsin, a key state for Trumpās ability to win the Electoral College even if he loses the popular vote.
Just as happened in Georgia, conservatives employed a technique known as āvoter caging.ā They sent out letters to 234,000 voters, primarily in counties that voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016, and if those voters did not return the letter, they were marked as having moved and thus no longer eligible to vote from that location. Itās an old trick. The Wisconsin Elections Commission, which is evenly split between the parties, asked Malloy to put the decision on hold until after the 2020 election, but he declined. The case will be appealed and will go to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, which has a 5-2 split that favors Republicans.
There things stand in the impeachment crisis, but I cannot let one other blockbuster story go by. None of us has paid enough attention to last weekās Washington Post story about the war in Afghanistan. Post reporter Craig Whitlock examined documents and interviewed generals both on and off the record to reveal that "senior U.S. officials failed to tell the truth about the war in Afghanistan throughout the 18-year campaign, making rosy pronouncements they knew to be false and hiding unmistakable evidence the war had become unwinnable.ā The parallels to the Pentagon Papers, which indicted political leaders of both parties for misleading the American people about Vietnam, is unmistakable.
America has sent more than 775,000 troops to Afghanistan. Twenty-three hundred have died and 20,589 have been wounded in action. More than 64,000 Afghan security forces have died, along with more than 43,000 civilians. More than 5000 aid workers, contractors, coalition troops and journalists have also died. We have spent or appropriated between $934 billion and $978 billion, and that does not include money spent by the Department of Veterans Affairs or the CIA. Observers estimate true numbers closer to $1 trillion dollars. And all, it appears, for naught.
I watch news stories like this, and the mounting outrage against Big Pharma for lying about the safety of opioids, and repeated stories about how tax cuts that were supposed to help us all have only helped the wealthiest Americans, and the increasing pressure of evidence against Trump's gaslighting, and it seems to me that after almost forty years of refusing to grapple with reality, America is coming to a reckoning.
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A Medieval Gay Brawl in the Synagogue On Yom Kippur
Sometimes the finds of the Genizah are so incredible that you have difficulty believing that itās really there, that you are really peering through this window into the lives of medieval Jews around the Mediterranean. This story caught my attention in a footnote of Goiteinās and I thought I would post it for Yom Kippur⦠Itās not really magic-related, except that I think thereās a certain magic in recovering and reclaiming the past.
The fragment shown here, T-S 8J22.25 in Cambridge, is a letter from a Jewish pilgrim named Hasan ben Muāammal, who had gone on pilgrimage to Jerusalem for the High Holidays, Tishrei 4813Ā = September 1052 CE. He reports that a certain Daniel had wished to see him but he was unable to, because of āthe altercationā that had happened in synagogue. Apparently, on Yom Kippur, many pilgrims had gathered from around the Mediterranean, andĀ āa man from Tiberias and a man from [Tyre] became involved in love, and the Tiberian began fondling [?] the Tyrian in the sight of everyone⦠and the people from Tiberias and those from Tyre began to fight with one another and went out to [ā¦] and they brought the chief of the police to the synagogue and [ā¦] until the people calmed down.ā Hasan goes on to report that Daniel had told him thatĀ āsuch is the behaviour of these people every day,ā and concludes the letter with best wishes to the recipients (his brother Abu Nasr and family). A wild ride from start to finish. Goitein drily observes that the letter indicates that homosexuality was regarded as a āvice rather than a deadly crime⦠[and] it did not form the object of great social concern.āĀ
Shana tova ā welcome to 5777! May all who are fasting have a meaningful, enriching, and affirming day⦠and hopefully a peaceful one too!
A classic post! This source is now available with a full translation and commentary in my book, A Rainbow Thread. Shana tova, and may all who are observing Yom Kippur have a meaningful holiday!
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SOMEONE WENT TO A STAR TREK CONVENTION IN THE 1980āS AS SPOCK AND KIRKāS PENISES I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP
THEY PERFORMED SPIRK THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE
If you havenāt read the fanlore page yet, hereās an excerpt from the founding mothers of our fandom constitution. KF: Well, four of us in Phoenix saw that. And, it was PJ, Carol, Donna and I, and thought, well they are so wonderfully entertaining to us, we have to do something back for them. But, y'know, weāre really not singers, weāre really not dancers, what can we do? So we sat around with a bottle of wine cooler. And, I donāt drink, and I said, well, how about if we distill down the basis of the cock of the, ahum, Kirk and Spockā (laughter) KF, MS: āFreudian slip, Freudian slip! (laughter) KF: Yes, ah, down to their basics, and how ābout if we do a cock show? Andā MS: I have that on tape, too. KF: I have it too. Luckily Dixie Owen would come with her video machine, and I ended up putting together a video from the two years. But the first year we ended up going there, and we had a huge seven-foot, and a six-foot cock. Kirk of course was a little shorter and thicker, Spock was taller and thinnerā MS: Was very greenā KF: āvery green with two, with a double ridge on the top. What we did basically is, we took this foam that was used in couch cushions, very dense foam, and weād sculpt it with an electric knifeā MS: Electric knifeā (laughter and coughing) KF: āso that we had the proper shapes. Carol, whoāa little insiderāended up working doing theā In the beginning, for the Barney TV show? She actually did the animals and things and the costumes for Barney. Anyhow, she was our designer whoā MS: (laughter) Sorry. KF: āmade the fabric that came down from the head all the way downā And then for the balls, weāre thinking, āWell what are we going to use?ā And I said, āWell, listen, we gotta carry āem on the plane. How about if we use beach balls covered in fabric, ācause then we can deflate them.ā MS: Yes. KF: And then of course we had pipe cleaners for the hair and furry bits. MS: I remember when you brought them. Oh my god. KF: And we figure, so weā And I put together a list of songs, and we had little snippets of songs. We started out on the stage with Spock all kind of bent over and just kinda hunched. And he had the little song, y'know, āI am a rock, I am an island.ā And of course you hear from off-stage the signs of āMacho Man.ā All: (laughter) (indistinguishable shouts) KF: āPick oneā MS: āMacho, macho man"ā KF: āand on the stage Spock goes āHuuunh?ā and immediately his two balls come outā (squeals) āyeah, from underneathā MS: āfrom underneath, boing! KF: āand his head starts coming up a little bit, and coming up a little bit, and then the Matt Davis song, āI want you to want me, I want you to need me.ā MS: The entire auditorium was in hystericalā KF: And then of course the finale is the 1812 Overture climax with the cannons going off! MS: Complete with, was itā KF: It was, it wasā MS: ādid you use confetti that time? KF: No, it was white candies wrapped in plasā in cellophane which I then threw up by the handfuls forā MS: Yeah. Woooo! Multiple overlapping voices: āfor the climax. KF: For the climax, yeah. And, the audience was hysterical.
āKirk of course was a little shorter and thicker, Spock was taller and thinner-ā
I have read this description in a fic on AO3 THIS WEEK. I love fandom.
Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn arenāt in earshot theyāll never know right?
Then about a week into their journey like
Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying
Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah weāre the worst
Legolas:
~*~earlier~*~
Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits
Merry: Frodo whatād he say
Frodo: Iām not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think heās insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish
Merry: I mean you could do that but consider
Merry: you can only tell him ONCE
Frodo: Merry. Youāre absolutely right. Iāll wait.
#legolasā hick accent vsĀ #frodoās āi learned it out of a bookā accentĀ #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible
Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK
Frodo: :)
Frodo: Hello. My name is Frodo. I am a Hobbit. How are you?
Legolas: yāalldāveāffāve
Frodo, crying: please I canāt understand what youār saying
Ok, but Frodo didnāt just learn out of a book. He learned like⦠Chaucerian Elvish. So actually:
Frodo: Good morrow to thee, frend. I hope we twain shalle bee moste excellente companions.
Legolas: Wots that mate? āEre, you avinā a giggle? Fookinā āobbits, I sware.
Aragorn: *laughing too hard to walk*
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i mean, honestly itās amazing the Elves had as many languages and dialects as they did, considering Galadriel (for example) is over seven thousand years old.
english would probably have changed less since Chaucerās time, if a lot of our cultural leaders from the thirteenth century were still alive and running things.
theyāve had like. seven generations since the sun happened, max. frodoās books are old to him, but outside any very old poetry copied down exactly, the dialect represented in them isnāt likely to be older than the Second Age, wherein Aragornās foster-father Elrond started out as a very young adult and grew into himself, and Legolasā father was born.
so like, three to six thousand years old, maybe, which is probably a drop in the bucket of Elvish history judging by all the ethnic differentiation that had time to develop before Ungoliant came along, even if we canāt really tell because there werenāt years to count, before the Trees were destroyed.
plus a lot of Bilboās materials were probably directly from Elrond, whose library dates largely from the Third Age, probably, because he didnāt establish Imladris until after the Last Alliance. and Elrond isnāt the type to intentionally help Bilbo learn the wrong dialect and sound sillier than can be helped, even if everyone was humoring him more than a little.
so Frodo might sound hilariously formal for conversational use (though considering how most Elves use Westron heās probably safe there) and kind of old-fashioned, but heās not in any danger of being incomprehensible, because elves live on such a ridiculous timescale.
to over-analyse this awesome and hilarious post even more, legolasā grandfather was from linguistically stubborn Doriath and their family is actually from a somewhat different, higher-status ethnic background than their subjects.
so depending on how much of a role Thranduil took in his upbringing (and Oropher in his), Legolas may have some weird stilted old-fashioned speaking tics in his Sindarin that reflect a more purely Doriathrin dialect rather than the Doriathrin-influenced Western Sindarin that became the most widely spoken Sindarin long before he was born, or he might have a School Voice from having been taught how to Speak Proper and then lapse into really obscure colloquial Avari dialect when heās being casual. or both!
considering legolasā moderately complicated political position, i expect he can code-switch.
ā¦itās also fairly likely considering the linguistic politics involved that Legolas is reasonably articulate in Sindarin, though with some level of accent, but knows approximately zero Quenya outside of loanwords into Sindarin, and even those he mostly didnāt learn as a kid.
which would be extra hilarious when he and gimli fetch up in Valinor in his little homemade skiff, if the first elves he meets have never been to Middle Earth and theyāre just standing there on the beach reduced to miming about what is the short beard person, and who are you, and why.
this is elvish dialects and tolkien, okay. thereās a lot of canon material! he actually initially developed the history of middle-earth specifically to ground the linguistic development of the various Elvish languages!
Legolas: Alas, verily would I have dispatched thine enemy posthaste, but yāallādāve pitched a feckinā fit.
Aragorn: *eyelid twitching*
Frodo: *frantically scribbling* Hang on which language are you even speaking right now
Pippin, confused: Is he not speaking Elvish?
Frodo, sarcastically: I dunno, are you speaking Hobbit?
Boromir, who has been lowkey pissed-off at the Hobbitsā weird dialect this whole time: Thatās what it sounds like to me.
Merry, who actually knows some shit about Hobbit background: We are actually speaking multiple variants of the Shire dialect of Westron, you ignorant fuck.
Sam, a mere working-class country boy: Honestly y'all could be talkin Dwarvish half the time for all I know.
Pippin, entering Gondor and speaking to the castle steward: hey yo my man
Boromir, from beyond the grave: j e s u s
Tolkien would be SO PROUD of this post
@words-writ-in-starlight
If I remember correctly, in the ātree of tonguesā material from The Lost Road, Tolkien goes into some detail about how the reason elves have so many dialects is that elves view language as a form of collaborative art, which they delight in, so a newly-coined word or grammatical construct gets spread around just like a new song would.
Elves may be immortal, but theyāre also immortal nerd OCs and we must never forget this
Thank you for this addition which is both lovely and educational
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EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
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