Goddess

At least your head will be warm?

Less upset about losing than I am about losing to a so-called rich man who doesn’t even know how to wear shirts that fit. I’m sending my tailor his way out of absolute pity.

I don’t know which one you’re referencing but if Shane tried to adjust his shirt one more time while you spinning him I was going to lose my mind. He was literally wearing another shirt underneath. LEAVE IT ALONE.

Cardio is the devil

Yes but think about all the things you can eat after you do cardio 😁

TAG BELTS THO

GO WIN THEM AND THEN COME TO RAW AND BE ON A MOMENT OF BLISS.

TAG BELTS THO

GO WIN THEM AND THEN COME TO RAW AND BE ON A MOMENT OF BLISS.

Do something interesting and then I’ll consider it 😘

I’m going to train so I’m fit enough to be on The Rocks new show 😡

DO IT.

It’s the year of the pig, aka the year of Larry Steve! He will be a benevolent ruler so long as you bring him enough apples.

By benevolent do you mean he’s gonna eat everyone?

What? No! Larry Steve is a vegetarian! The worst he could do is fall asleep on your legs, which he’s actually done to me on several occasions. I was trapped on the coach until he woke up...

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Want to be a guest? 😁

I’m super duper hungover