Little Bearie

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

Welcome to dystopia

what kind of cookie are you

Yes. Best. I am oatmeal raisin.

H-… He did it… Billy did it… He actually did it…

@sinister–potato omg his face 😂😻

period pains are so weird bc sometimes it's like having all your internal organs slowly shredded but sometimes it's just like feeling weirdly fragile and tender like not necessarily physical pain but like your entire body could turn to liquid at any moment and movement is dangerous

i either want to be held in a very specific position or i do not want to see or feel another human being within 100 metres of me

This is so specific and so accurate

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

Thank you, Richard Beale, for making our opinion of the past slightly more ridiculous.

@lifeinahole27

Thank you for making an office of two adjuncts laugh today.

OF ALL DAYS THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS

SCREAMING.

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

Today’s your lucky day