.toast expert.

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

im a bisexual with a bad knee bet most of you are too

“are you seeing anyone” you mean like a hallucination??

or a therapist?? you gotta be specific

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

you should be able to call in sad to work

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

they dont make bombs that are a big black ball with a string sticking out of it anymore

Can you be held in contempt of court if your hearing is over zoom? Like how would they enforce that

I am going to drink an inappropriate amount of milk during my zoom court hearing in about an hour