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british person: wot is ur fauvourouriute coulourur? x me: chill

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.

I love how this post is both body positive and gender neutral.

honestly didn’t think this was a real problem but

No. Okay? NO. YOU ARE NOT ABOUT BRING UP AND HAVE EVERYONE REMEMBER ALL THOSE HORRIBLE EMOTIONS WE WERE FEELING WHEN THIS HAPPENED. NO .YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT.

this... this happened?????

The last one bruh lol

Omg the last one

That church one way too real.

The clock one