the worst thing that has ever happened to me already happened

that's twice now brennan has given hal the ability to roll a d12 bardic inspiration (which bards don't get until level 15+), and i love the symbol here of hal for just this night, at the culmination of everything hal has ever worked for, gaining more than ten levels in a single moment

A stage full of lots of low-level bards combines to make one single, enormous,, high-level bard. It's like that math problem with the 4800-player Beethoven blast

Personally I hope Gaya stays with them even after the dungeon so she can Lady Stoneheart her way through her fuckass family and some Tachonis.

Americans cannot make art, because art is the expression of human experience and human emotion. Americans have no experiences and no emotions. They're incapable of being happy, sad, excited, passionate, angry, horny, or curious. Everything they create is a hollow sham, superficially mimicking the stolen work of real human beings. Their only purpose is to enrich lazy, greedy oligarchs who couldn't care less about the suffering and environmental damage inflicted by America's very existence. All they do is suck up resources, steal labour, screw over workers, and churn out rancid unoriginal slop. Americans cannot make art because they have no souls. Anti-American until I die.

legitimately cannot tell if this is satire or not

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere