My mum sometimes calls my periods Eve's Curse because 1)religious family, Eve was the first woman (besides their punishments it is said the first sinner was her and so she had an extra...little pain for all the people with vaginas) 2)I was almost named Eve and 3)I'm the only person with a period in my household.
As soon as her words slipped out of my mum's mouth today I realized something: WHO WAS THE FRICKING SNAKE WHO TEMPTED EVE?
CROWLEY I HATE YOU SO MUCH THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Yo, my dad and I were having this exact conversation earlier today.
I ended up saying to him “well, it’s not my fault Eve decided to eat from the tree. She didnt ask my advice nor my blessing... why should i have to pay for her mistake?”
My dad was like:

















