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Maybe my life wouldn't be better if I had magic powers but I'd at least have different, sexier problems.

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

IMO, every woman is secretly envious they never got to wander around a (maybe?) haunted mansion hallway carrying a candle, dressed in only a big white night dress and thinking to themselves: ‘Hmmm. Something is going on.’

turn the jets on for him !!!

yeah let him have some bubbles

This is like… the real plot for fallout: new Vegas

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now.” miss banks if you’re out there i am so sorry ma’am