lily 🇵🇸

stopping mid sex to flip the record to the bside

I swear to god Remus has a wobbly cat. And ofc he got it because no one else would buy it cause it couldn’t walk right and he was like shit, that’s me isnt it.

i love loser remus and his tie that isn't tied properly and his shoes that untie even when he double-knots them so he has to crouch awkwardly in the hallway to do it and his limbs are too long and his handwriting is scratchy and ugly and his notes are a mess and his face always has a spot of ink in the exact same spot because he has an awful habit of resting his hand on his face and he ums and ahs when he has to answer a question in class and his shirt is never tucked in properly and he never has matching socks and they're all funky colours and he's really enthusiastic about not breaking the spines of his books and he trips over nothing and leaves the great hall with jam in the corner of his mouth and his hair is always flat on one side because he wakes up too late to do anything to do it and he knows obscure facts about things so he's pointing out the age of rocks or smth on his first date with sirius and he's such a fucking loser but sirius is like 🥰fun rock facts🥰pretty man🥰my loser🥰

I want him so bad

I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

if I say remus lupin.....

short skirts and an extremely touchy butch 🥰😍🫠

i'm a loser femme btw. i have no idea how to flirt and how to respond to flirting. glancing at me in the right way is enough to make me a flustered mess, let alone flirting with me. the moment i find out a girl is into me my brain just stops working. like, oh, you're into me? well uhmm wanna fuck oh sorry i mean you're so pretty uhh i mean kiss me fuck sorry i uhm ummm...

i really think being spanked by a butch lesbian would heal me rn

what does a cute femme bunny have to do to get ask‘s from perv butches on here, asking for a friend